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Follow Platinum Realty, Los Angeles' premiere realty group as a group of realtors compete for a partner position in the firm by selling as much property as possible.

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Season 1

9 episodes

S1 E1 · Meet Platinum

The brokers at L.A.'s premier residential brokerage learn one of them will soon be named partner, setting off a ruthless race to the top. Meanwhile, Glenn, the new office manager tries to assert himself, and Andrew and Baxter try to sell the house of a movie star who can only negotiate when he's drunk and stoned.

S1 E2 · Uncle Jerry

Dean hires a famous and sleazy photographer, Jerry, to shoot the brokers' promo photos. He tests their limits before getting a taste of his own technique. On the field, Andrew and Baxter catch up with a former college a capella chum who's looking to buy and meet a rich client who wants to sell - just a room in house.

S1 E3 · Inside Joke

Former foes Victoria and Baxter bond over an inside joke at Chelsea's expense. Their sudden friendship drives Andrew crazy with jealousy. Meanwhile Amir's mysterious new client shows up guns blazing... literally, and Chelsea has to sell a house to a heartbroken man.

S1 E4 · Amir Is Glenn's Mentor

Amir takes Glenn under his wing to teach him about the real estate business and the results are mentally, physically and financially grueling. The Bros are forced to woo an ancient and not quite coherent seller, while Victoria and Chelsea spend the afternoon with a creepy, sex-obsessed client.

S1 E5 · Brtox

Amir, Victoria and Baxter endure humiliation after their monthly beauty regimen goes awry, thanks to Glenn. Andrew has to find a home for an intense actor who insists on staying in character the entire time and Chelsea explores a spooky basement in order to get a house to pass inspection.

S1 E6 · Roger Me Rightly

Platinum receives a visit from Dean's hard-drinking, salesman friend from the old days. His roughhouse tactics clash with the brokers' style. Amir tries to sell a house to a pair of famous lesbians but Glenn's fandom gets in the way, and we meet Platinum's rival firm.

S1 E7 · Happy Ending

The brokers all get massages but receive far from equal treatment, which causes Glenn to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Chelsea tries to sell a mansion to a popular televangelist who's bringing very specific orders from the lord.

S1 E8 · Make Partner 1

After a frantic race for sales the brokers finally will learn which of them makes partner. The bros deal with a home-intruder-obsessed buyer while Amir tries to sell to a couple looking to cook a very specific recipe. Victoria works with a group of millionaire lottery winners and Chelsea meets Serge & Gio.

S1 E9 · Make Partner 2

With more time added to the clock, the brokers scramble for last minute sales in order to lock down the partnership. Chelsea and Victoria take turns trying to sell the mansion of an old man who wants to continue living there. Amir meets with a concussed linebacker who can't remember his own name while Baxter sells to a guy with a golddigger girlfriend, and Andrew takes a shot at the lottery millionaires.

Season 2

9 episodes

S2 E1 · Victoria Awakens

The brokers grapple with a new status quo and a newly empowered Glenn, while Victoria wallows in her depression. Dean announces his quest to win a Diamond Dealmaker Award. Glenn explores roleplay, while Amir hires a human bloodhound.

S2 E2 · Farsi Lessons

Amir leads Victoria into an embarrassing trap, the Bros meet an even more obnoxious bro who’s looking for the ultimate sex pad, while rival brokers Serge and Gio decide to get rough with Glenn.

S2 E3 · Spiritual Gurus

A pair of bizarre self help gurus guide the brokers through their pain. Victoria struggles with her real estate mogul/reality TV star dad’s high expectations, meanwhile Chelsea and Glenn take their relationship to the next level.

S2 E4 · Baxter's Confession

A freaked out Andrew hears Baxter possibly confess to a murder in his sleep, Glenn feels disrespected by Dean’s overbearing assistant. An ambitious indie filmmaker tries to pull a fast one on Victoria.

S2 E5 · Amir vs Dean

Amir risks it all by threatening Dean with knowledge of a devastating secret. Chelsea enlists a deep cover expert to help her rid a property of raccoons, Victoria deals with a delusional dog owner.

S2 E6 · Snip Quit

Chelsea goes viral with a new Snip Quit app that tells you if you should get bangs, Glenn sells to a gangster rapper with a secret soft spot, and Amir faces off with the bad boys of Infinity Firm, Serge and Gio.

S2 E7 · Predator Party

Glenn throws a doomed Predator-themed party for Dean. Victoria and Amir do battle with the help of their two toughest clients, Chelsea negotiates with Vitali, a dangerous Eastern Bloc mobster.

S2 E8 · Day of the Diamond Dealmakers

It's finally the day of the big award show and everyone's on edge. Victoria meets with her loser ex-boyfriend, the Bros handle a client with a terrible poker face and Dean makes a pact with Serge and Gio.

S2 E9 · Night of the Diamond Dealmakers

It's the night of the award show. Platinum competes for the biggest prize in real estate, Victoria meets her destiny, the Bros tear the house down with a stunning dance number, and a relationship is destroyed forever.

Season 3

8 episodes

S3 E1 · Dean's Legacy

Dean will let one select broker write a foreword to his upcoming memoir and hires his son DJ to babysit while he writes; Amir has a surefire buyer, as soon as he gets the front door open.

S3 E2 · A Divided House

The Bros are still feuding and their unprofessional behavior is driving Platinum crazy. Victoria sells to a group of tracksuited women, while Dean spars with his publisher Gwentolyn Swanson over his outrageously long manuscript.

S3 E3 · Chelsea Leight-Leigh Lately

New Chelsea struggles with her tech detox, which unfortunately conflicts with Dean’s social media needs. The Bros land guitarist client Zars St. Lars, but she won’t stop talking about her one claim to fame. Amir tries to get a house approved by a bribing inspector.

S3 E4 · Disaster Drills

Chelsea, Victoria and Baxter learn emergency protocol, Amir needs client Eric to pass a biology test before the sale and Andrew sells to author Merry Capshaw, who narrates her every thought.

S3 E5 · The Wheelbarrows

Chelsea and Baxter hire Dean to manage their new folk duo, and he books them on TV's The Real Estate show. Glenn sells to Objectophile Sabra, and Victoria deals with food-obsessed Gerald.

S3 E6 · The Platinum Curse

Platinum is cursed by a haunted doll Sarabeth, who forms a bond with Victoria. Amir tries to breakdown the always positive DJ, who has important business with Dean. Meanwhile, Glenn reckons with Maximilian Blanc, an eccentric with a spooky estate and a pack of robbers target Glenn’s open house.

S3 E7 · Looking Forward

The Bros add a third agent, Rocket Jackson, to their twosome for a sexually charged home viewing. Chelsea sells to skittish animal attack survivor Huck, and famed photographer Uncle Jerry returns to Platinum. Dean finally announces the winning book foreword writer.

S3 E8 · Bookend

The brokers reel from Dean's collapse and wonder about their future at his book release party. None are prepared for the game-changing news they're about to receive.

Season 4

8 episodes

S4 E1 · Missing Dean

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S4 E2 · Royale Pains

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S4 E3 · Tough Love

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S4 E4 · Stapler's Monster

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S4 E5 · Good Todd Hunting

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S4 E6 · Love Is the Most Dangerous Game

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S4 E7 · Held Breath

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S4 E8 · Family Matters

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