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In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.

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Episodes

Season 1

5 episodes

S1 E1 · The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

S1 E2 · The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

S1 E3 · Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

S1 E4 · No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth

The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.

S1 E5 · The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge #5

Need quality news? We can't help you. Need something funny? We got your back.

Season 2

24 episodes

S2 E1 · Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

S2 E2 · Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

S2 E3 · Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

S2 E4 · You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

S2 E5 · Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

S2 E6 · Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

S2 E7 · On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

S2 E8 · Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

S2 E9 · "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

S2 E10 · Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

S2 E11 · Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

S2 E12 · Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

S2 E13 · We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

S2 E14 · One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

S2 E15 · True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

S2 E16 · Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

S2 E17 · Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

S2 E18 · Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

S2 E19 · Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

S2 E20 · Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

S2 E21 · Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

S2 E22 · Moose Running Loose Through the Mall of America

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

S2 E23 · Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

S2 E24 · Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

Season 3

25 episodes

S3 E1 · YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

S3 E2 · News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

S3 E3 · “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

S3 E4 · Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

S3 E5 · Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

S3 E6 · BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

S3 E7 · News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

S3 E8 · Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

S3 E9 · A Report From the CollegeHumor Office

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

S3 E10 · U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

S3 E11 · Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

S3 E12 · Mom Disappointed in Son... Again

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

S3 E13 · God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

S3 E14 · My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

S3 E15 · Hot Dogs Are Made from People (But Still Tasty)

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

S3 E16 · Good Morning, River View High!

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

S3 E17 · Welcome to Bug News

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

S3 E18 · Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

S3 E19 · I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

S3 E20 · Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

S3 E21 · All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

S3 E22 · Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

"Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation. *Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*"

S3 E23 · True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

S3 E24 · Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

S3 E25 · Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

Season 4

8 episodes

S4 E1 · A Cavalcade of Carreys

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

S4 E2 · Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

S4 E3 · Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

S4 E4 · Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce

The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

S4 E5 · The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits

The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.

S4 E6 · Return of Streep Alert

The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.

S4 E7 · Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

S4 E8 · Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions

Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.

Season 5

16 episodes

S5 E1 · I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

S5 E2 · Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

S5 E3 · It's a Classic Virgin Tradition

Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

S5 E4 · We've Actually Met Before

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

S5 E5 · Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind

Title says it all.

S5 E6 · I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

S5 E7 · Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

S5 E8 · Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It

Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

S5 E9 · True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

S5 E10 · Gengar Could Run a Train Through Me

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

S5 E11 · Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

S5 E12 · I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

S5 E13 · Mi Scusi

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

S5 E14 · Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

S5 E15 · Fuck Austin Texas

Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

S5 E16 · Magic, Love, and Coldplay

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

Season 6

17 episodes

S6 E1 · Dropout America 2

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

S6 E2 · Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

S6 E3 · You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That

Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.

S6 E4 · The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

S6 E5 · Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge

Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.

S6 E6 · Win Sam Reich's Money

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

S6 E7 · Multigenerational Talent

Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.

S6 E8 · Breaking News: The Musical

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

S6 E9 · The Confrontation at Simone's House

Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.

S6 E10 · This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com

Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.

S6 E11 · The Rise of Count Dancula

Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.

S6 E12 · No News Party

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

S6 E13 · Make Katie Laugh

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

S6 E14 · The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns

Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.

S6 E15 · Puff, Puff, Pass

Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.

S6 E16 · True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

S6 E17 · I Want to Play a Game

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

Season 7

8 episodes

S7 E1 · Episode 1

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S7 E2 · Episode 2

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S7 E3 · Episode 3

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S7 E4 · Episode 4

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S7 E5 · Episode 5

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S7 E6 · Episode 6

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S7 E7 · Episode 7

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S7 E8 · Episode 8

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Trailers

Breaking News Season 7 Trailer [Dropout Exclusive]
Breaking News Season 6 Trailer