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MovieNerd ScoreIn the series James Rolfe, known for his role as Angry Video Game Nerd, reviews a horror movie in every single day of October.
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39 episodes
S0 E1 · History of Horror 2007 Promo
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S0 E2 · Godzilla-Thon 2008 Promo
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S0 E3 · Monster Madness 2009 Promo
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S0 E4 · A Tribute to TNT's MonsterVision
Halloween starts early on Cinemassacre! Here’s a tribute to MonsterVision, a late night TV monster movie marathon from the 90′s. Also see my history of MonsterVision TV listings.
S0 E5 · The Crestwood House Monster Series
A tribute to the Crestwood House Monster Series, the books that introduced me to the classic monsters!
S0 E6 · Camp Cult 2010 Promo
Get ready for Halloween! October 1st to 31st. Every day, a monster movie review! Yeah, I’m totally insane. Check out past year’s marathons here: Monster Madness 2007: History of Horrors Monster Madness 2008: Godzillathon Monster Madness 2009
S0 E7 · Universal Studios Monsters Classic Collection
A tribute to the Universal Studios Monsters Classic Collection. Classic monster titles that “monster fans have been waiting to sink their teeth into. Now at a spook-tacular price to die for!” Monster Madness starts October 1st!
S0 E8 · White Zombie (1932) Commentary
James and Mike do a feature-length commentary on the world’s first zombie film! Rereleased 2015-10-26. Originally posted 2011-02-11.
S0 E9 · Monster Madness 1993 (The First Monster Madness)
The ORIGINAL Monster Madness from 1993. My obsession with monster movies started when I was young.
S0 E10 · Sequel-A-Thon 2011 Promo
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S0 E11 · 80's-A-Thon 2012 Promo
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S0 E12 · 2007 - 1980's Recap
This is a compilation of all the 1980′s themed reviews we did previously for Monster Madness “A History of Horror” in 2007.
S0 E13 · Sequel-A-Thon 2 2013 Promo
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S0 E14 · Monster Madness 2014 Promo
Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness returns for it’s 8th year! This time, it’s back to basics, with simple movie reviews and no theme. Instead, a completely random free-for-all, like old times. You’ll never know what to expect! Special thanks to MonsterBuster Entertainment for the kickass stop-motion animation. Stop motion and visual effects - Torey Haas Creature creator and director of photography – Tricia Gaulesky Creature performers – Jay Holloway, Caitlin McPhail and Melissa Oulton Grip – Jackson Baker Also special thanks to Bill Ullo for the awesome animated graphics.
S0 E15 · Friday the 13th (1980)
Due to popular request and all the Friday the 13th dates coming up, Cinemassacre will be reviewing all the Friday the 13th movies leading up to February 13th, and then March 13th.
S0 E16 · Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
Leading up to February, Friday the 13th, we check out Friday the 13th part 2 today.
S0 E17 · Friday the 13th Part III (1982)
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S0 E18 · Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
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S0 E19 · Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
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S0 E20 · Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)
Another Friday the 13th is sneaking up on us, coming in for the kill. Watch the rest of the reviews, this week, leading up until Friday (Jason X).
S0 E21 · Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
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S0 E22 · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
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S0 E23 · Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
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S0 E24 · Jason X (2001)
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S0 E25 · Monster Madness Bumper Collection 2007-2014
It’s the first day of Fall! Let’s get ready to celebrate the Halloween season, with the 9th annual Monster Madness! This time, it will be another random assortment of movie reviews. Classic horror, New horror, spanning the timeline from 1925-2015. I’ll take care of lots of major league horror titles, and answer many of last year’s requests from the fans.
S0 E26 · Logos to life: Cinemassacre's Monster Madness
"Crazy, am I? We'll see whether I'm crazy or not." In this next installment of Logos to life, you'll see the creation of the Monster Madness Logo from original artwork to 3d print. So press play and enjoy....if you dare!
S0 E27 · MonsterVision Intro (1993) Restoration
For everyone who remembers staying up late to watch horror movies on TV, this is a true re-creation of the classic TNT MonsterVision intro from 1993. Until now, the only videos of it on YouTube were of poor quality, from old VCR recordings. But now, Cinemassacre has gone through the effort of restoring the intro to its full glory.
S0 E28 · Monster Madness 10 - Announcement
This year's Monster Madness will be the 10th and the final marathon to include 31 movie reviews.
S0 E29 · Monster Madness X Promo
Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness X promo! This year is the 10th and final marathon. This year’s theme is different every day.. Modern Mondays Top Ten Tuesdays WTF Wednesdays Blood-Thirsty Thursdays Franken-Fridays Weekend Whatevers – Starts October 1st SPECIAL THANKS to Justin Rakowski for the cool Monster Madness theme song!
S0 E30 · Kongathon - King Kong (1933), Son of Kong (1933)
It's Cinemassacre's Kongathon, a marathon of King Kong reviews leading up to the new film Skull Island. The schedule goes like this: March 3 - The Classic Duology March 4 - The Toho Duology March 5 - The De Laurentiis Duology March 6 - James & Mike Monday March 7 - Peter Jackson's Kong March 8 - Bonus movie review March 10 - Skull Island
S0 E31 · Kongathon - Kong Vs Godzilla (1962), Kong Escapes (1967)
The Toho Duology: King Kong Vs Godzilla (1962) King Kong Escapes (1967) Plus plenty of ramblings about Frankenstein and the German titles. Also the lost Japanese Kong films from the 30s.
S0 E32 · Kongathon - King Kong (1976), King Kong Lives (1986)
Today's topic is the pair of Kong films from the Dino De Laurentiis company, both directed by John Guillerman. King Kong (1976) and King Kong Lives (1986). Also I talk about the Universal Studios Theme Park rides (Kongfrontation) and the legal disputes including the famous Universal Vs Nintendo, over Donkey Kong.
S0 E33 · Kongathon - Peter Jackson's King Kong (PS2)
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S0 E34 · Kongathon - Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005)
A review of Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005).
S0 E35 · Kongathon - Top 5 King Kong Ripoffs
The hilarious cinematic attempts at cashing in on King Kong.
S0 E36 · Kongathon - Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Cinemassacre reviews the new Kong: Skull Island (2017).
S0 E37 · Which Dracula Film is Most Faithful to the Book?
Which Dracula movie adaptation is most faithful to the original Bram Stoker book?? I wanted a definitive answer, so I selected 12 contenders and put them up to the test. This counts theatrical and television, but no sequels, spinoffs, or spoofs. THE CONTENDERS 1922 - Nosferatu "The silent version" 1931 - Dracula "The Lugosi version" 1931 - Dracula "The Spanish version" 1953 - Dracula in Instanbul “The Turkish version” 1958 - Dracula / Horror of Dracula "The Hammer version" 1970 - Bram Stoker's Count Dracula "The Jesus Franco version" 1973 - Bram Stoker's Dracula / Dracula "The Jack Palance version" 1977 - Count Dracula "The BBC '77 version" 1979 - Dracula "The Frank Langella version" 1979 - Nosferatu the Vampyre "The Nosferatu remake" 1992 - Bram Stoker's Dracula "Coppola's Dracula" 2006 - Dracula "The BBC '06 version”
S0 E38 · Cinemassacre's Monster Madness 2019!!!
Announcing Cinemassacre's Monster Madness 2019!!! A NEW video EVERY day in October!! What kind of videos? 20 spine-tingling movie reviews 4 spooky James & Mike Mondays 4 blood-curdling Rental Reviews 2 freshly-killed Retail Reviews ...and an AVGN episode unlike anything The Nerd has done before!! That’s 31 videos total staring October 1st.... to quench your horror thirst!!
S0 E39 · Cinemassacre's Monster Madness is BACK!!
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Season 1 - History of Horror
31 episodes
S1 E1 · The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
James Rolfe gives an overview of the 1920 classic, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
S1 E2 · Nosferatu (1922)
James Rolfe gives an overview of 1922 silent vampire film: Nosferatu.
S1 E3 · Phantom of the Opera (1925)
James Rolfe gives a review of the first Phantom of the Opera film from 1925.
S1 E4 · Dracula (1931)
James Rolfe gives a review of Bela Lugosi's 1931 Dracula.
S1 E5 · Frankenstein (1931)
James Rolfe gives a review of the 1931 Frankenstein.
S1 E6 · The Mummy (1932)
James Rolfe reviews the 1932 version of the Mummy.
S1 E7 · Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
James Rolfe reviews the 1931 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
S1 E8 · The Wolf Man (1941)
James Rolfe reviews the Wolf Man.
S1 E9 · Cat People (1942)
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S1 E10 · Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
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S1 E11 · The Tingler (1959)
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S1 E12 · Hammer Films (late 50’s to early 70’s)
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S1 E13 · Roger Corman’s Poe films (1960’s)
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S1 E14 · Psycho (1960)
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S1 E15 · Night of the Living Dead (1968)
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S1 E16 · The Exorcist (1973)
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S1 E17 · Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
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S1 E18 · Jaws (1975)
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S1 E19 · Halloween (1978)
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S1 E20 · Dawn of the Dead (1978)
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S1 E21 · Alien (1979)
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S1 E22 · Friday The 13th (1980)
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S1 E23 · Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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S1 E24 · The Evil Dead (1981), Evil Dead II (1987), and Army of Darkness (1992)
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S1 E25 · Monster Squad (1987)
James Rolfe reviews the Monster Squad.
S1 E26 · Brain Dead aka Dead Alive (1992)
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S1 E27 · Scream (1996)
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S1 E28 · From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
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S1 E29 · The Last Broadcast (1998)
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S1 E30 · Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
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S1 E31 · Monster Madness 2007 Recap
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Season 2 - Godzillathon
30 episodes
S2 E1 · Godzilla (1954)
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S2 E2 · Godzilla Raids Again (1955)
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S2 E3 · King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)
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S2 E4 · Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
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S2 E5 · Ghidorah, The Three Headed Monster (1964)
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S2 E6 · Monster Zero (1965)
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S2 E7 · Godzilla Vs The Sea Monster (1966)
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S2 E8 · Son of Godzilla (1967)
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S2 E9 · Destroy All Monsters (1968)
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S2 E10 · Godzilla's Revenge (1969)
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S2 E11 · Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster (1971)
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S2 E12 · Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)
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S2 E13 · Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)
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S2 E14 · Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla (1974)
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S2 E15 · Terror of MechaGodzilla (1975)
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S2 E16 · Godzilla 1985 (1984)
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S2 E17 · Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
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S2 E18 · Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)
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S2 E19 · Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth (1992)
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S2 E20 · Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla II (1993)
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S2 E21 · Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla (1994)
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S2 E22 · Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
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S2 E23 · Godzilla (1998)
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S2 E24 · Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999)
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S2 E25 · Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (2000)
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S2 E26 · Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
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S2 E27 · Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002)
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S2 E28 · Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)
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S2 E29 · Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
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S2 E30 · Best of Godzillathon
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Season 3 - Monster Madness 3
31 episodes
S3 E1 · Frankenstein (1910)
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S3 E2 · Spanish Dracula (1931)
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S3 E3 · White Zombie (1932)
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S3 E4 · The Old Dark House (1932)
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S3 E5 · Freaks (1932)
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S3 E6 · Invisible Man (1933)
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S3 E7 · King Kong (1933)
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S3 E8 · The Black Cat (1934) & The Raven (1935)
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S3 E9 · Man They Couldn't Hang (1939)
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S3 E10 · The Body Snatcher (1945)
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S3 E11 · House of Wax (1953)
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S3 E12 · Daughter of Horror (1955)
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S3 E13 · The Giant Claw (1957)
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S3 E14 · The Fly (1958)
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S3 E15 · Coffin Joe (1963)
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S3 E16 · Monsters Crash Party (1964)
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S3 E17 · The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
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S3 E18 · American Werewolf in London (1981)
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S3 E19 · Basket Case (1982)
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S3 E20 · Creepshow (1982)
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S3 E21 · Poltergeist (1982)
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S3 E22 · Re-Animator (1985)
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S3 E23 · Return of the Living Dead (1985)
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S3 E24 · Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
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S3 E25 · Hellraiser (1987)
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S3 E26 · Child’s Play (1988)
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S3 E27 · The Brain (1988)
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S3 E28 · Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
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S3 E29 · Leprechaun (1993)
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S3 E30 · Cemetery Man (1994)
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S3 E31 · Devil's Rejects (2005)
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Season 4 - Camp Cult
32 episodes
S4 E1 · The Phantom Creeps (1939)
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S4 E2 · Return of the Vampire (1944)
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S4 E3 · Robot Monster (1953)
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S4 E4 · The Cyclops (1957)
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S4 E5 · From Hell It Came (1957)
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S4 E6 · Fiend Without a Face (1958)
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S4 E7 · Frankenstein 1970 (1958)
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S4 E8 · The Screaming Skull (1958)
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S4 E9 · The Terror (1963)
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S4 E10 · War of the Gargantuas (1966)
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S4 E11 · Dracula vs Frankenstein (1969 - 1972)
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S4 E12 · Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
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S4 E13 · Infra-Man (1975)
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S4 E14 · Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
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S4 E15 · The Manitou (1978)
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S4 E16 · Laserblast (1978)
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S4 E17 · Night of the Demon (1980)
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S4 E18 · Mystics in Bali (1981)
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S4 E19 · Fright Night (1985)
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S4 E20 · Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
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S4 E21 · Critters (1986)
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S4 E22 · Monster in the Closet (1986)
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S4 E23 · Troll Trilogy
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S4 E24 · Brain Damage (1988)
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S4 E25 · Monkey Shines (1988)
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S4 E26 · Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990)
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S4 E27 · Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
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S4 E28 · Robot Wars (1993) & Robo Warriors (1996)
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S4 E29 · Evil Ed (1995)
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S4 E30 · Reptilian (1999)
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S4 E31 · Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)
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S4 E32 · Best of Camp Cult
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Season 5 - Sequel-a-Thon
31 episodes
S5 E1 · Frankenstein (1931)
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S5 E2 · Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
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S5 E3 · Son of Frankenstein (1939)
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S5 E4 · Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
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S5 E5 · Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)
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S5 E6 · House of Frankenstein (1944)
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S5 E7 · House of Dracula (1945)
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S5 E8 · Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
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S5 E9 · Horror of Dracula (1958)
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S5 E10 · Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
No summary.
S5 E11 · Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)
No summary.
S5 E12 · Taste The Blood of Dracula (1970)
No summary.
S5 E13 · Scars of Dracula (1970)
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S5 E14 · Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)
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S5 E15 · The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
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S5 E16 · A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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S5 E17 · A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
No summary.
S5 E18 · A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
No summary.
S5 E19 · A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
No summary.
S5 E20 · A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
No summary.
S5 E21 · Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
No summary.
S5 E22 · New Nightmare (1994)
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S5 E23 · Freddy Vs Jason & Remake (2010)
No summary.
S5 E24 · Halloween (1978)
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S5 E25 · Halloween 2 & 3
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S5 E26 · Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
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S5 E27 · Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
No summary.
S5 E28 · Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
No summary.
S5 E29 · Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
No summary.
S5 E30 · Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
No summary.
S5 E31 · Rob Zombie's Halloween Remakes
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Season 6 - 80's-a-Thon
16 episodes
S6 E1 · Galaxy of Terror (1981)
It’s always midnight in space!
S6 E2 · Q – The Winged Serpent (1982)
You’ll just have time to scream… before it tears you apart!
S6 E3 · Nightbeast (1982)
If you have guts…HE WANTS THEM!
S6 E4 · Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
You’re travelling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
S6 E5 · The Deadly Spawn (1983)
Mankind vs. the ultimate eating machine!
S6 E6 · The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Not all monsters are scary to people. Not if it’s one fighting crime in the Garden State.
S6 E7 · The Stuff (1985)
Are you eating it…or is it eating you?
S6 E8 · Making Contact (1985)
Only he can see it. Only he shares its magic. Only he knows the danger.
S6 E9 · Teen Wolf (1985)
Teen Wolf – He always wanted to be special… but he never expected this!
S6 E10 · Spookies (1986)
GREMLINS chased you/GHOULIES terrified you/Now beg for your life… the spookies are coming.
S6 E11 · TerrorVision (1986)
A family’s new satellite TV system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.
S6 E12 · From Beyond (1986)
Humans are such easy prey.
S6 E13 · The Gate (1987)
They’re Here and They Want to Meet the Neighbors.
S6 E14 · Pumpkinhead (1988)
A man conjures up a gigantic vengeance demon called Pumpkinhead to destroy the teenagers who accidentally killed his son.
S6 E15 · Puppetmaster (1989)
A box of little toys has just become a gang of little terrors. This is not child’s play…
S6 E16 · Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
In Space No One Can Eat Ice Cream!
Season 7 - Sequel-a-Thon II
31 episodes
S7 E1 · The Mummy (1932)
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S7 E2 · The Mummy's Hand (1940)
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S7 E3 · The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)
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S7 E4 · The Mummy's Ghost (1944)
No summary.
S7 E5 · The Mummy's Curse (1944)
No summary.
S7 E6 · The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
No summary.
S7 E7 · The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
No summary.
S7 E8 · The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)
No summary.
S7 E9 · Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)
No summary.
S7 E10 · Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
No summary.
S7 E11 · Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell (1973)
No summary.
S7 E12 · Gamera (1965)
No summary.
S7 E13 · Gamera vs Barugon (1966)
No summary.
S7 E14 · Gamera vs Gyaos (1967)
No summary.
S7 E15 · Gamera vs Viras (1968)
No summary.
S7 E16 · Gamera vs Guiron (1969)
No summary.
S7 E17 · Gamera vs Jiger (1970)
No summary.
S7 E18 · Gamera vs Zigra (1971)
No summary.
S7 E19 · Gamera Next Gen
No summary.
S7 E20 · Alien (1979)
No summary.
S7 E21 · Aliens (1986)
No summary.
S7 E22 · Alien 3 (1992)
No summary.
S7 E23 · Alien Resurrection (1997)
No summary.
S7 E24 · Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
No summary.
S7 E25 · Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
No summary.
S7 E26 · Dawn of the Dead (1978)
No summary.
S7 E27 · Day of the Dead (1985)
No summary.
S7 E28 · Land of the Dead (2005)
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S7 E29 · Diary of the Dead (2007)
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S7 E30 · Survival of the Dead (2010)
No summary.
S7 E31 · Night of the Living Dead (1968): Full commentary
No summary.
Season 8 - Monster Madness 8
31 episodes
S8 E1 · Cabin in the Woods (2012)
This year’s Monster Madness kicks off with Cabin in the Woods, a cliche horror archetype with unique twists.
S8 E2 · Häxan (1922)
A creepy horror film from the silent era about devil worship and evil rituals, also known as “Witchcraft Through the Ages”.
S8 E3 · Alice Sweet Alice (1976)
An underrated slasher film, with a masked killer.
S8 E4 · Hilarious House of Frightenstein (1971)
Vincent Price hosts this bizarre sketch comedy show from the 70′s, starring various lovable monster personalities.
S8 E5 · Night of the Creeps (1986)
An 80′s film that pays tribute to the 50′s. Alien slugs crawl into peoples’ heads and turn them into zombies.
S8 E6 · Man Made Monster (1941)
Man-Made Monster is a science fiction horror film released by Universal Pictures. The film stars Lon Chaney, Jr. in his horror debut.
S8 E7 · Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 (1994)
Today we look at the most absurd horror film to feature two actors to win academy awards, Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey.
S8 E8 · Night Gallery (1969-1973)
Today we look at a TV series, Night Gallery. Rod Serling’s sub-par followup to The Twilight Zone.
S8 E9 · The Black Cat (1981)
One of many “Black Cat” movies, based loosely on the Edgar Allan Poe story, from Italian horror director Lucio Fulci. This time, the cat is a killing machine!
S8 E10 · The Vampire Lovers (1970)
It’s Hammer time! From Hammer Studios, comes the first in a horror trilogy about the Karnstein family, a vampire story even older than Dracula.
S8 E11 · The Exorcist III (1990)
How does a horror series come back out of the toilet bowl, after the insanely horrible Exorcist II: The Heretic? The answer. Brad Dourif.
S8 E12 · The Walking Dead (1936)
Boris Karloff stars as a man brought back to life in a lab, very much like Frankenstein, in this typical horror chiller from the golden age.
S8 E13 · They Live (1988)
Roddy Piper has to lay the smackdown on some alien scum, in this tribute to 50′s B-movies. The X-ray glasses were referenced in the NES game Bart Vs. The Space Mutants.
S8 E14 · Rodan (1956)
Time to add some kaiju action in this year’s Monster Madness. We’ve already taken care of Godzilla. Now let’s talk about another important monster from Toho.
S8 E15 · Beetlejuice (1988)
A non-perfect, but highly enjoyable stylized nightmarish film from Tim Burton, starring Michael Keaton before he was Batman.
S8 E16 · The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
The original giant reptile from stop-motion master Ray Harryhausen. Pre-dates Godzilla by one year!
S8 E17 · Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
A highly stylized take on the classic tale, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins and Keanu Reeves. Produced by FRED FUCHS.
S8 E18 · Doctor X (1932)
The first color horror film!
S8 E19 · Insidious (2010)
Today we look at a modern horror film about ghosts and possession. A young boy travels outside his body, leaving himself an open vessel for evil demons to enter.
S8 E20 · Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)
A minor classic from the Universal catalogue, starring Bela Lugosi. Based on an Edgar Allan Poe story.
S8 E21 · Tourist Trap (1979)
An underrated horror flick about scary dummies and a masked killer with an inventive method of murder. Effective, but uneven. Has elements of Psycho and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
S8 E22 · Island of Lost Souls (1932)
Charles Laughton stars in this overlooked adaptation of Island of Dr. Moreau by H.G. Wells. Bela Lugosi stars in a minor role.
S8 E23 · Bride of Chucky (1998)
The “so bad it’s good” movie from my generation. The killer doll Chucky is back, and more funny and likable than ever. See our review for the original Child’s Play here.
S8 E24 · Son of Kong (1933)
Rushed out the same year as the original King Kong, this sequel holds up surprisingly well. Starring Robert Armstrong and featuring the same master effects artist Willis O’Brien.
S8 E25 · Stephen King’s IT (1990)
This 3 hour made-for-television movie was aired in two parts. Based on the Stephen King novel, it popularized the idea of the scary clown.
S8 E26 · The Night Walker (1964)
An underrated thriller from William Castle about nightmares. Only available on VHS for unknown reasons.
S8 E27 · Death Proof (2007)
Quentin Tarantino’s most underrated and misunderstood film about a killer played by Kurt Russell who murders his victims with his car.
S8 E28 · Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
Bela Lugosi is absent in Universal’s only direct sequel to the original Dracula. Gloria Holden plays Countess Marya Zaleska, the reluctant vampire who wants to be free of her father’s curse.
S8 E29 · Are You Afraid of the Dark? (1991-2000)
A nostalgic Nickelodean anthology TV series from our generation, about kids, the Midnight Society, who gather around a campfire and tell scary stories every week.
S8 E30 · Young Frankenstein (1974)
One of the great Mel Brooks comedy classics, starring Gene Wilder. A big tribute to Universal’s original Frankenstein trilogy, faithfully emulated in Black & White.
S8 E31 · Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Monster Madness closes this year, with one of few movies to truly capture the real Halloween spirit!
Season 9 - Monster Madness 9
31 episodes
S9 E1 · The Ring (2002)
James & Mike talk candidly about The Ring (2002) Thanks to Travis from A Pyro Design for the logo!
S9 E2 · The Wasp Woman (1959)
Public Domain horror film. Today, I bring you one of the early Roger Corman schlock-fests.
S9 E3 · Sleepaway Camp (1983)
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S9 E4 · Frozen (2010)
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S9 E5 · Suspiria (1977)
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S9 E6 · Misery (1990)
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S9 E7 · Poultrygeist (2006)
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S9 E8 · The Monster (1925)
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S9 E9 · Candyman (1992)
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S9 E10 · Is it Horror?
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S9 E11 · Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
Public Domain horror film about a human-eating plant, directed by Roger Corman, with a cameo by Jack Nicholson.
S9 E12 · Silence of the Lambs (1991)
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S9 E13 · Human Centipede (2009)
James and Mike talk about one of the most horrific films of recent recollection. When do horror films become in bad taste?
S9 E14 · Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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S9 E15 · The Omen (1976)
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S9 E16 · Future of the Universal Monsters
James and Mike discuss what will come of Universal's classic monsters. Will they ever get rebooted successfully?
S9 E17 · Last Man on Earth (1964)
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S9 E18 · Frankenstein Unbound (1990)
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S9 E19 · Saw (2004)
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S9 E20 · Carrie (1976)
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S9 E21 · Last House on the Left (1972)
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S9 E22 · Halloween TV Specials
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S9 E23 · Carnival of Souls (1962)
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S9 E24 · The Beast with Five Fingers (1946)
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S9 E25 · It Follows (2015)
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S9 E26 · Night of the Lepus (1972)
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S9 E27 · City of the Dead (1960)
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S9 E28 · The Descent (2005)
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S9 E29 · Invisible Man Series (1933-1951)
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S9 E30 · House on Haunted Hill (1959)
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S9 E31 · Celebrating Halloween
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Season 10 - Monster Madness X
31 episodes
S10 E1 · The Wicker Man (1973)
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S10 E2 · Mr Sardonicus (1961)
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S10 E3 · Babadook (2014)
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S10 E4 · Top 20 Golden Age Horror
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S10 E5 · Eraserhead (1977)
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S10 E6 · Vampyr (1932)
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S10 E7 · Frankenhooker (1990)
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S10 E8 · Mighty Joe Young (1949)
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S10 E9 · Swamp Thing (1982)
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S10 E10 · Tusk (2014)
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S10 E11 · Top 15 Silver Age Sci Fi
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S10 E12 · Terror Firmer (1999)
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S10 E13 · The Lost Boys (1987)
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S10 E14 · Mary Shelleys Frankenstein (1994)
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S10 E15 · Matinee (1993)
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S10 E16 · Metropolis (1927)
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S10 E17 · Oculus (2013)
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S10 E18 · Top 15 Silver Age Horror
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S10 E19 · House (1977)
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S10 E20 · Wolfman Vs Dracula
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S10 E21 · Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster (1965)
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S10 E22 · Clash of the Titans (1981)
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S10 E23 · Targets (1968)
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S10 E24 · Lumberjack Man (2015)
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S10 E25 · Top 20 Bronze Age Horror
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S10 E26 · Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
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S10 E27 · Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)
No summary.
S10 E28 · Victor Frankenstein (2015)
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S10 E29 · Midnight Ghost Shows
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S10 E30 · Sleepy Hollow (1999)
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S10 E31 · Krampus (2015)
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Season 11 - Son of Monster Madness
5 episodes
S11 E1 · Gargoyles (1972)
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S11 E2 · The Most Dangerous Game (1932)
No summary.
S11 E3 · Hobgoblins (1988)
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S11 E4 · The Exorcist Prequels (The Beginning & Dominion)
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S11 E5 · Don't Breathe (2016)
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Season 12
4 episodes
S12 E1 · Hollow Man (2000)
Hollow Man (2000) Monster Madness movie review!
S12 E2 · Joe Bob Briggs (talking horror)
A special guest on Monster Madness! Joe Bob Briggs.
S12 E3 · Psycho series review
Cinemassacre's Monster Madness - Psycho series review.
S12 E4 · Link (1986)
Cinemassacre's Monster Madness - Link 1986 movie review.
Season 13
20 episodes
S13 E1 · Evil Dead Franchise
Tony and James review one of the most iconic franchises in horror: EVIL DEAD!! It's an American supernatural horror comedy film franchise created by Sam Raimi consisting of four feature films and a television series starring Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams.
S13 E2 · Incubus (1966)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Mike and James review one of the worst movies in William Shatner's career. Incubus is a 1966 black-and-white American horror film filmed entirely in the constructed language Esperanto.
S13 E3 · Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James review one of the best Ernest movies of all time. Ernest Scared Stupid is a 1991 American comedy horror film directed by John R. Cherry III and starring Jim Varney. It is the fifth film to feature the character Ernest P. Worrell.
S13 E4 · One Hour Photo (2002)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Justin and James review one of Robin Williams' best performances. One Hour Photo is a 2002 American psychological drama film written and directed by Mark Romanek and starring Robin Williams. In the film a mentally unstable photo developer targets a middle-class family after his obsession with them becomes more sick and disturbing than any of them could imagine.
S13 E5 · Man's Best Friend (1993)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review a movie about man's worst friend: this film. Man's Best Friend is a 1993 American horror comedy film, directed and written by John Lafia. It stars Ally Sheedy and Lance Henriksen. It's messy when a genetically engineered dog escapes from the science facility where it was created. A family takes it in unaware of its deadly instincts which soon emerge. The scientist who created the dog tries to find it before its too late.
S13 E6 · The Head Incident (1999)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James review one of James' horror films made 20 years ago. This old-school Cinemassacre horror classic, shot on VHS, edited with two-VCR's. A psychologically disturbed man is haunted by a disembodied dummy head and a mysterious man completely shrouded in black.
S13 E7 · At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964) Starring Coffin Joe
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review Brazil's first horror film, "At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul," (Portuguese: À Meia-Noite Levarei Sua Alma). It features the first appearance of Coffin Joe (José Mojica Marins) of the Coffin Joe Trilogy. A wicked undertaker whose wife cannot bear children, Joe conspires to impregnate Terezinha (Magda Mei) in her stead. When several people in the small town are found murdered, Dr. Rodolfo suspects Joe's involvement. A gypsy warns Joe of tragedy, but he dismisses her as a fraud -- only to discover that revenge may live beyond the grave.
S13 E8 · Gremlins 1 and 2 (1984 and 1990)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Mike and James review both Gremlins films. The Halloween/Christmas/Office classic!! The first film is about a boy who inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town. The sequel is about the Gremlins coming back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper.
S13 E9 · Spaced Invaders (1990)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Justin and James review a classic kid's Halloween film... until they realize it's way worse than they remember. Spaced Invaders is a 1990 American science fiction comedy directed by Patrick Read Johnson and starring Douglas Barr, Royal Dano and Ariana Richards. Dimwitted Martians drop into a little Illinois town on the day that the local radio station happens to rebroadcast Orson Welles 1938 "War Of The Worlds".
S13 E10 · M (1931) The Fritz Lang Classic
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James review M, the Fritz Lang Classic. M is a 1931 German drama-thriller film directed by Fritz Lang and starring Peter Lorre. The film was written by Lang and his wife Thea von Harbou and was the director's first sound film. In this classic thriller, Hans Beckert (Peter Lorre), a serial killer who preys on children, becomes the focus of a massive Berlin police manhunt. Beckert's heinous crimes are so repellent and disruptive to city life that he is even targeted by others in the seedy underworld network.
S13 E11 · Cage Match!! - Mandy VS. 8mm
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! This is the pilot episode of Cage Match, which might lead to a Rental Review month of other Cage Matches. Justin and James let two Nicolas Cage movies duke it out, today it's Mandy VS. 8mm. Both over the top films where Cage is put to the test. In Mandy the enchanted lives of a couple in a secluded forest are brutally shattered by a nightmarish hippie cult and their demon-biker henchmen, propelling a man into a spiraling, surreal rampage of vengeance. In 8mm a private investigator is hired to discover if a "snuff film" is authentic or not. Who will win??
S13 E12 · Brandead aka Dead Alive (1992)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review Peter Jackson's Braindead aka Dead Alive from 1992. It's New Zealand splatstick zombie comedy film about a young man's mother being bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors.
S13 E13 · The Phantasm Series (All 5)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review all five of the Phantasm movies. Phantasm is an American horror film series that consists of five films. It's about the Tall Man, a supernatural and malevolent undertaker who turns the dead into dwarf zombies to do his bidding and take over the world. The movies consist of: Phantasm (1979) Phantasm II (1988) Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994) Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) Phantasm: Ravager (2016)
S13 E14 · The Devil's Rejects (2005) and 3 From Hell (2019)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James Review Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects. In Ruggsville, Texas, the police under the command of Sheriff John Quincy Wydell attack the house of the sadistic serial killers Firefly family (a.k.a. The Devil's Reject) and they arrest mother Firefly, but Otis B. Driftwood and Baby Firefly escape from the siege. Tiny is wandering nearby the house and also escapes. Otis and Baby call their patriarch, the mad clown Captain Spaulding and they schedule to reunite at an isolated motel in the desert. When Otis and Baby arrive, they kidnap two families of singers, using sadism and violence against the harmless persons. Meanwhile, Sheriff Wydell promises to capture and kill the runaways, seeking revenge for the death of his brother, the Deputy George Wydell. Stay tuned to the end for a mini Review of 3 From Hell!
S13 E15 · Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Justin and James review Jacob's Ladder, the 1990 American psychological horror film directed by Adrian Lyne. After returning home from the Vietnam War, veteran Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) struggles to maintain his sanity. Plagued by hallucinations and flashbacks, Singer rapidly falls apart as the world and people around him morph and twist into disturbing images. His girlfriend, Jezzie (Elizabeth Peña), and ex-wife, Sarah (Patricia Kalember), try to help, but to little avail. Even Singer's chiropractor friend, Louis (Danny Aiello), fails to reach him as he descends into madness.
S13 E16 · Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review Tales from the Darkside: The Movie. It's a 1990 American comedy horror anthology film directed by John Harrison, and based on the anthology television series of the same name. The film depicts a kidnapped paperboy who tells three stories of horror to the suburban witch who is preparing to eat him. The first of three dark tales involves resentful student Bellingham (Steve Buscemi) looking to an Egyptian mummy for help in settling some scores. Then, hit man Halston (David Johansen) is contracted to kill a cat that has terrorized and even killed members of an extremely wealthy family. Lastly, struggling artist Preston (James Remar) witnesses a demon commit a bizarre murder on a city street, but agrees to keep it a secret when the devilish being promises wealth in return for his silence.
S13 E17 · Monster Brawl (2011)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James review Monster Brawl, the horror slobberknocker from 2011. In order to discover which film monster is the strongest monster of all time, eight classic creatures battle it out inside a graveyard. Includes Cyclops, Swamp Gut, Frankenstein's Monster, Lady Vampire, Mummy, Witch B**ch, Werewolf and Zombie Man.
S13 E18 · Hereditary (2018)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Tony and James review the best horror movie of 2018 Hereditary. It's an American supernatural psychological horror drama film written and directed by Ari Aster, in his feature directorial debut. It stars Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro and Gabriel Byrne. When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter and grandchildren begin to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry, trying to outrun the sinister fate they have inherited.
S13 E19 · Waxwork (1988)
Welcome to Monster Madness 2019!! Kieran and James review Waxwork from 1988. It's an American horror comedy film written and directed by Anthony Hickox and stars Zach Galligan. It is partially inspired by the silent movie Waxworks. An evil magician creates a wax display of famous monsters and murderers and invites a group of unsuspecting young college students to view the collection. However, when the kids are trapped in the deadly displays, one-by-one they soon discover that the wax models are more than they appear to be.
S13 E20 · Demon Knight (1995)
Welcome to the final episode of Monster Madness 2019!! Justin and James review the first Tales From The Crypt movies, Demon Knight! Ex-soldier Frank Brayker (William Sadler) is the guardian of an ancient key that can unlock tremendous evil; the sinister but charming Collector (Billy Zane) is a demon who wants the key so he can initiate the apocalypse. On the run from wicked mercenaries for almost 90 years, Brayker finally stops in at a boarding house in New Mexico where -- with the help of its quirky residents -- he plans to face off against the Collector and his band of ghouls, preventing them from ever seizing the key. Plus, it has Dick Miller in it!!
Season 14
2 episodes
S14 E1 · Best Horror By Decade
James and Mike re-unite (safely) to talk about what they think is the best horror movie of each decade. They cover the 1920's all the way up till today. Join them, in a cave where everything is a skull, and see what they picked! It's Cinemassacre's MONSTER MADNESS!
S14 E2 · Best Monster by Species/Category
James and Mike reunite (safely) to talk about which version of famous monsters is the best and their favorite of a variety of monster species or categories. Everything from zombies, to werewolves, to ghosts gets dissected. It's Cinemassacre's MONSTER MADNESS!
Season 15 - Around the World
31 episodes
S15 E1 · 28 Days Later (UK, 2002)
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S15 E2 · The Host (South Korea, 2006)
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S15 E3 · Mark of the Devil (Germany, 1970)
No summary.
S15 E4 · The Lift (Netherlands, 1983)
No summary.
S15 E5 · Mahakaal (India, 1994)
No summary.
S15 E6 · The Ship of Monsters (Mexico, 1960)
No summary.
S15 E7 · Troll Hunter (Norway, 2010)
No summary.
S15 E8 · Eyes Without a Face (France, 1960)
No summary.
S15 E9 · Pulgasari (North Korea, 1985)
No summary.
S15 E10 · Grabbers (Ireland, 2012)
No summary.
S15 E11 · Seytan AKA Turkish Exorcist (Turkey, 1974)
No summary.
S15 E12 · Fangs AKA Egyptian Rocky Horror (Egypt, 1981)
No summary.
S15 E13 · Road Games (Australia, 1981)
No summary.
S15 E14 · Ghost Killers Vs. Bloody Mary (Brazil, 2018)
No summary.
S15 E15 · Vampire Hunter D (Japan, 1985)
No summary.
S15 E16 · 8: A South African Horror Story (South Africa, 2019)
No summary.
S15 E17 · Let the Right One in (Sweden, 2008)
No summary.
S15 E18 · Terrified (Argentina, 2017)
No summary.
S15 E19 · Juan of the Dead (Cuba, 2011)
No summary.
S15 E20 · A Chinese Ghost Story (China, 1987)
No summary.
S15 E21 · Lady Terminator (Indonesia, 1988)
No summary.
S15 E22 · Run! (Cambodia, 2013)
No summary.
S15 E23 · Sauna (Finland, 2008)
No summary.
S15 E24 · Night Watch (Russia, 2004)
No summary.
S15 E25 · Muoi (Vietnam, 2007)
No summary.
S15 E26 · Ghoul (Czech Republic, 2015)
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S15 E27 · Rabid (Canada, 1977)
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S15 E28 · REC (Spain, 2007)
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S15 E29 · Big Bad Wolves (Israel, 2013)
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S15 E30 · Inferno (Italy, 1980)
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S15 E31 · Bad Taste (New Zealand, 1987)
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Season 16
7 episodes
S16 E1 · Rob Zombie's The Munsters (2022)
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S16 E2 · Halloween (1978) The Movies Within the Movie
Every October, it's a tradition to watch the original John Carpenter's Halloween, but what about the horror movies the characters are watching in Halloween? It's a familiar trope, the movie within the movie, something to compliment what's actually happening in the film. It could be a tribute to the movies the director grew up, but could there be more of a reason why these movies are on the TV? Is there a reason why Carpenter chose The Thing (1951), Forbidden Planet, and Night of the Living Dead specifically, or, was it all at random? That's what I'm investigating today!
S16 E3 · Deadstream (2022) Review
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S16 E4 · My Tribute to Roger Corman: The King of B Movies
No summary.
S16 E5 · Halloween Ends (2022) Review
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S16 E6 · Werewolf by Night Review
Marvel recently put out a surprise Halloween special Werewolf by Night on Disney Plus. Based off of the classic horror comics, it's presented in black and white and has the cozy feeling of an old Universal Monster monster movie. I liked it, but was taken aback a little because it wasn't exactly what I was expecting. So let's get into it!
S16 E7 · Spirit Halloween The Movie Review
I just love those Spirit Halloween stores, there was nothing like this when I was a kid. Now, every season, they pop up, just kind of appear out of nowhere... like a spirit. Well what if all of the costumes and animatronics inside it came to life? What if you were locked in a Spirit Halloween and things started attacking? Well it’s now a movie. It’s a perfect concept, but is the execution as good as the idea? Let’s take a look.
Season 17
6 episodes
S17 E1 · The Addams Family (1960s)
First up is the 1960s with The Addams Family - Halloween, Addams Style!
S17 E2 · Happy Days (1970s)
This time, it’s the 70s with Happy Days' episode Haunted!
S17 E3 · Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1980s)
Cinemassacre's Monster Madness continues into 1980s TV shows with everyone's favorite lasagna eating cat, Garfield!
S17 E4 · Family Matters (1990s)
Cinemassacre's Monster Madness' journey through Halloween TV episodes continues into the 1990s with Family Matters, featuring Steve Urkel's killer doll Stevil!
S17 E5 · The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XIV (2000s)
Monster Madness continues into 2000s Halloween TV episodes with a series that has had a Halloween special since 1990 - The Simpsons!
S17 E6 · South Park (2010s)
Happy Halloween! Monster Madness comes to a close for the year with a South Park Halloween episode that goes full Shining parody when Randy buys a Blockbuster - A Nightmare on FaceTime!