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A sketch comedy web series filmed in the CollegeHumor offices, featuring the writers.
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What really goes on in CollegeHumor offices may surprise you, unless you're already familiar with unprofessional, inappropriate slackoffs getting nothing done.
A series of timely and accurate impressions.
It's CollegeHumor's annual gift exchange, and somebody's always gotta be "the wise guy!"
Don't you hate it?
This video is hardly working.
Office relationships can be complicated. Some more so than others.
Some people think there's more to life than work. They're called "middle management."
It's criminal how much fun we have when we go out.
Don't think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?
She's back. Not that you even care. You haven't even said how pretty she looks. Tell her she's funny.
Sometimes when you're bored, your mind starts to wander.
Some people think office romances aren't a good idea. Those people probably just can't close a deal.
You'll never guess what happens in this video.
Some movies you just never want to see again. Period. Ever.
You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste.
Some promises weren't made to be broken into tiny little pieces.
Saving the world from the burritos of injustice.
Meat is murder.
Dan teaches CH's new editor about the Final Cut Pros and cons of making office videos.
The rhythm is going to kill you.
Sometimes you have to think outside of the closet.
It's all fun and games until you have to call Pat's dad.
They're gonna need a bigger battlestar.
The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.
When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.
Facebook changes everything.
The decade that defined a generation. Some differently than others.
His nails may be black, but his heart is tie-dye.
Meet the new director of technology or whatever.
It's important to respect a person's privacy. Unless you want to know their secrets.
She was fishing for them. Honestly.

Leaked footage of CollegeHumor's biggest diva having an epic meltdown on set.
It's the thought that counts.
Everyone has a secret. Some hide them better than others.
Please silence your cell phone before watching this video.
This video was shot in front of a live studio audience.
Wait, wait, don't tell us.
This may be the weirdest depression ever. Period.
The most important thing about a prank is the bait. Also the switch.
Terror at 4 1/2 feet.
You can only imagine what happens when we lollygag.
A rousing game of whocummit.
Sometimes you just need to drop what you're doing and unwind.
CollegeHumor's Director of Technology is back from the future.
Yo momma is so loved, you take "Mama's Boy" as a compliment.
They grow up so fast.
That was my boy!
3 Dimensional 3 Furious.
Sometimes you have to look out for Number 2.
Sometimes it feels like people are looking right through you.
He's bluffing.
He wants more than your milk money.
The dudes in the office have gone way too f
If you're going to be offensive, check your surroundings.
He's back, and he's going to inspire you. To leave.
We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life!
It's your worst nightmare: No more texting.
Relax. It was just a thing that went bump in the night.
It's not prejudice when it's such a disgusting affliction.
Broken arms don't hurt as much as broken dreams.
Sometimes two people just click, ya know?

Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
Don't call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
If you're going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.
Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.
Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.
Dan should've worn his contacts.
She's so courteous it's scary.
It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.
Vampires are basically a sport.
Move over, old office.
It's just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.
Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.
Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).
Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.
It's like going to 4th base.
Anticipation is Danger's middle name.
The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.
The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.
First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.
Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.
There's no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.
There's a party in his pants and you're not invited, you're required.
Reel friends! Real fun!
J-Witz ain't too smart, yo.
Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.
It's called a mustache because it must ache to have one.
Looks can be deceiving.
Fanship is stronger than friendom.
Decision making can be dangerous.
A sketch about nothing.

Danger is not his middle name.
Being sucked into the bowels of Hell has never been so comfortable.
To some, Boy Meets World is more than just a show.
What if you could see the future, and it looked like an idiot?
Being broke stinks.
He should really stop hitting himself.
Some jokes go too far. This isn't one of them.
Watch your back. And your head.
The one thing he hates more than missing his nap is the sun.
It's not what you say, it's where you stand when you say it.
All hands on deck!
The epic battle for Middle Desk.
The next step in the blame game.
Let him eat cakes.
Streeter's new character blows up.
The drug that plays with your head before you even take it.
If you can't save 'em, join 'em.
It's just a harmless novelty keychain, right?
If you love somebody, don't set them free.
Love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Dan and David do a simple workout together.
An experiment gone horribly average.
Jake loves two things: partying hard and airtight arguments.
Creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% irritation.
Brace yourself.
You can't always eat what you want.
Sometimes, you have to improvise. Even when you shouldn't.
I think we're saying the same thing here.
You say tomato. I say shut up.
He's God's GIF to mankind.

Suck it up.
The best web strategy is one you don't understand.
It was buried deep inside them.
There's a first time for everything.
Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.
He's dead serious.
Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.
Dig in. Pig out.
The most dangerous mind is an idiot's.
The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it's made of polyester.
Some gangsters give David a hard time.
Walk a mile in your own shoes.
Jeff covers up a little too much.
You didn't study, did you?
For Pat's parents, it's 5pm everywhere.
Dan tries to go glass to glass.
Say neigh to horseplay.
They're not just happy to see you.
There are no bad ideas.
Love is blind, fortunately.
The early bird gets the drunk.
The many, many famous people I've met are no big deal.
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
David and Pat are too frustrated for words.
Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.
Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Pat meets the star of "Rushmore," "Ghostbusters," and his worst nightmare.
We're not "mad."
Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.
The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.

The gang recalls a night to vaguely remember.
Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior -- whether they want to or not.
Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.
Murph does his business by the book.
The annoyance rises, Brother!
The gang is exposed to some new fashion.
They will scare you to your core.
Don't give in to Shakespeer-pressure.
Growing up is contagious and often fatal.
One zinger to rule them all.
Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.
No email. No Internet. No hope.
They're weapons of self-destruction.
Owen's college rivals are total classholes.
Pat & Street's new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.
There are no small parts.
Watch this video standing and you'll burn 2 extra calories
Fasting makes them furious.
Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.
She's a 10 but her phone's a 1.0.
What's a "Leonardo DiCaprio?"
He's just in it for the free juiceboxes.
Watch now before it's not worth your time.
Judging someone is not alright, alright, alright.
It's now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.
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He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.
We all know one. Just maybe not this bad.
You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.
Are you willing to fartyr yourself?









