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Unencumbered by wives, jobs or any other responsibilities, three senior citizens who've never really grown up explore their world in the Yorkshire Dales. They spend their days speculating about their fellow townsfolk and thinking up adventures not usually favored by the elderly. Last of the Summer Wine premiered as an episode of Comedy Playhouse in 1973. The show ran for 295 episodes until 2010. It is the longest running comedy Britain has produced and the longest running sitcom in the world.

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28 episodes

S0 E1 · Small Tune on a Penny Wassail (1978 Christmas Special)

It's Christmas Day and the usual festivities are underway. Compo becomes interested in a skateboard.

S0 E2 · And a Dewhurst Up a Fir Tree (1979 Christmas Special)

Foggy decides to beat the Christmas rush-in the middle of summer. He ends up being conned by Big Eric who sells him 100 Christmas trees for 10. A bargain? Not when they are crawling with insects!

S0 E3 · Whoops (1981 Christmas Special)

Christmas isn't what it used to be, so the trio decide to look for two old school chums to help recapture the spirit of their youth.

S0 E4 · All Mod Conned (1982 Christmas Special)

Wanting to take a break from the comercial side of Christmas Foggy books a seaside caravan for himself, Compo and Clegg.

S0 E5 · The Funny Side of Christmas

'The Funny Side of Christmas' is a Christmas special broadcast by BBC1 on 27 December 1982. Presented by Frank Muir, it comprised one comedy sketch each from 10 contemporaneous English comedy series: Butterflies, The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, Last of the Summer Wine, The Les Dawson Show, Only Fools and Horses, Open All Hours, Smith and Jones, Sorry!, Three of a Kind, and Yes Minister.

S0 E6 · Getting Sam Home (1983 Christmas Special)

After Sam's inconsiderate demise at the home of Lily-Bless-Her, our trio are faced with the task of explaining to his wife about his wet feet and fluffy suit.

S0 E7 · The Loxley Lozenge (1984 Christmas Special)

Wesley has discovered an old racing car. Compo, Clegg and Foggy offer to help him transport it back to his shed, not reckoning on its condition.

S0 E8 · Uncle of the Bride (1986 New Year's Special)

The day of Barry and Glenda's wedding brings new gossip to town, and also introduces her uncle Seymour as the new third man of the group.

S0 E9 · Merry Christmas, Father Christmas (1986 Christmas Special)

Seymour plans to put some magic back into Christmas and Santa back where he belongs-on the rooftops not on a bicycle.

S0 E10 · Big Day at Dream Acres (1987 Christmas Special)

It's the annual garden fete at Dream Acres, featuring Nora as VIP waitress and a tramp who has taken a special interest in one particular donkey.

S0 E11 · Crums (1988 Christmas Special)

Barry has a secret - he wants to get Glenda a water-bed for Christmas.

S0 E12 · What's Santa Brought for Nora Then? (1989 Christmas Special)

Compo is desperate to buy a present for Nora, and a visit to Auntie Wainwright's may provide the answer.

S0 E13 · Barry's Christmas (1990 Christmas Special)

Is Barry taking the spirit of Christmas too far when he's found "sleeping it off" in the pub wearing a Santa suit?

S0 E14 · Situations Vacant (1991 Christmas Special)

The trio start a courier service. Wesley fails to keep clean.

S0 E15 · Welcome to Earth (1993 Christmas Special)

Compo, Clegg and Foggy encounter a stranger from the Heckmondwike Extraterrestrial Club who foresees aliens landing in Yorkshire.

S0 E16 · The Man Who Nearly Knew Pavarotti (1995 New Year's Special)

Wesley gets Foggy, Norman and Compo to help him move a Piano for Auntie Wainwright almost running into Billy Ingleton, who takes a shine to the instrument. Foggy wants credit as the concert promoter for Billy. Howard and Marina wear, what they think are, disguises. Eli conducts The Holme Band at the concert. Compo saves the show.

S0 E17 · A Leg Up for Christmas (1995 Christmas Special)

A depressed Howard tries to build himself up but, under Foggy's instruction, ends up breaking his leg. Auntie Wainwright has Smiler testing a Triumph Motorcycle, after she rents him the riding gear. Foggy intends to sneak Marina past Pearl and into Norman's house so that Howard can come over to see her. Meanwhile, the ladies morning coffee group plan to give Howard a surprise visit that same evening to cheer him up during his recovery.

S0 E18 · Extra! Extra! (1996 Christmas Special)

All types of strange creatures seem to be parading themselves through town. The reason? A new film's being made. All the locals get involved on the production of the film. Pearl puts a secret electric device on Howard's bycicle, so she can track him down, when he escapes her.

S0 E19 · There Goes the Groom (1997 Christmas Special)

Compo, Clegg and Truly chase a reluctant groom all through the village and beyond to stop him from escaping his wedding. Meanwhile, hungover best man Barry is frantically trying to locate the missing wedding ring.

S0 E20 · Last Post And Pigeon (2000 New Year's Special)

Compo is selected to travel to France with a group of local WWII veterans, only to have the offer withdrawn when the organisers realize how scruffy he looks. The local ladies take pity on him and collect enough money for him to go, and Truly and Clegg join him for the trip. Meanwhile, Edie's long-estranged sister Ros shows up in town, ready to make amends with Edie and possibly settle down again. Edie, angry at her for leaving her husband and devastating their mother, isn't interested in reconnecting. In France, the trio has two goals: to release Billy Hardcastle's homing pigeon and to revisit a spot Compo and some of his fellow soldiers camped overnight after a gruelling escape from the Germans. There's just one snag: Compo doesn't remember where it is.

S0 E21 · Potts in Pole Position (2001 Christmas Special)

Tom intends to to give Howard a "going fishing" excuse. Truly, Clegg and Billy meet a polar explorer with a domineering wife. Marina and Auntie Wainwright tart-up the explorer's wife. Pearl and Glenda go hunting for fishermen.

S0 E22 · A Musical Passing for a Miserable Muscroft (2002 Christmas Special)

When Nora Batty books Billy Ingleton's organ for a charity fair, she badly underestimates how much of an attraction it will be... Marina declines to go out with Howard because she's caught the showbiz bug, and is rehearsing a play at the local church. Howard asks the trio to help him think of something "showbizzy" they can do together.

S0 E23 · Thirty Years of Last of the Summer Wine (2003 Documentary)

A guide to 30 Years Of Last Of The Summer Wine, the 2003 BBC One TV documentary. A celebration of the world's longest-running comedy series.

S0 E24 · A Short Blast of Fred Astaire (2003 Christmas Special)

Norman has been roped into performing a humorous monologue for the Christmas Concert. Pearl plans to force Howard to mime a recording of Nelson Eddy. Glenda plans to force Barry to perform as a magician. Billy wants to give an archery demonstration. Alvin is practicing as a one-man-band. Entwistle hypnotizes Smiler into knowing how to dance.

S0 E25 · Variations on a Theme of the Widow Winstanley (2004 Christmas Special)

Feeling too old for a bicycle, Howard purchases a "secret" car. Barry is having a spiritual crisis.

S0 E26 · Merry Entwistle and Jackson Day (2005 Christmas Special)

Truly and Norman are drawn into Howard's latest escape plan. Auntie Wainwright dresses Smiler as Father Christmas and Tom as an elf. Glenda tries to help Barry get over a negative reflective mood. The local police think the men are a gang trying to dispose of a body.

S0 E27 · A Tale of Two Sweaters (2006 Christmas Special)

Alvin has Truly and Norman over for a Holiday dinner. Glenda invited a man to dinner that Barry does not like. Pearl and Marina each give Howard a sweater vest, so he wears them both... at the same time. Auntie Wainwright gives Tom and Smiler a dinner that is actually nice, and then empties their pockets in a card game.

S0 E28 · I Was a Hitman for Primrose Dairies (2008 Christmas Special)

Luther 'Hobbo' Hobdyke, a retired milkman with strong links to MI5, arrives in the village. Very soon, calling upon his experiences on numerous dangerous missions overseas as a master spy, he forms a small team of reluctant volunteers, consisting of Alvin and Entwistle, ready to react to any emergency in the village. Finding that Hobbo has moved in next door, Clegg and Truly recall that he was never much of a milkman, but have to admit that his needlework is always exemplary.

Season 1

7 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's first series originally aired on BBC1 between 12 November 1973 and 17 December 1973. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by James Gilbert. The pilot episode, alternately known as "The Last of the Summer Wine" and "Of Funerals and Fish," originally premiered on the BBC's Comedy Playhouse on 4 January 1973 at 8:00 p.m. "The Last of the Summer Wine" was the first episode of that show's fourteenth series. The pilot warranted a positive enough that the BBC ordered a full series of episodes which premiered on 12 November 1973. The first series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 2 on 2 September 2002.

S1 E1 · Of Funerals and Fish (pilot)

Norman Clegg visits his late wife's grave on the anniversary of her death, then he reunites with his friends Compo Simmonite and Cyril Blamire and the trio wonders through town talking about, life, death and fish.

S1 E2 · Short Back And Palais Glide

The trio pays a visit to the barbers where they talk about the war, marriage, local women, and the frequent rows that exist between couples. Then they go to the cafe, where the first (of many) arguments between Ivy and Sid takes place. Compo realizes he forgot his house key in the library and the trio wonders through town, in search for the librarian (Mr. Wainwright).

S1 E3 · Inventor Of The 40-Foot Ferret

Clegg and Blamire try to convince Compo to step inside a church. Then they talk about the existence of God, miracles and the possibility of an afterlife.

S1 E4 · Pâté And Chips

The trio visits a stately home, but naturally have some problems with Compo's messy ways.

S1 E5 · Spring Fever

Spring's coming and Compo is once again suffering from spring fever, so he sets off to find the perfect companionship for him. He ends up hiring a female housekeeper, in search of new-found love.

S1 E6 · The New Mobile Trio

Thinking they need a faster way to travel through the hills, Clegg convinces the others to buy a car. They end up with an old piece of metal that proves to be more trouble than it's worth.

S1 E7 · Hail Smiling Morn Or Thereabouts

With a new camera in hands, the trio spends the day trying to find interesting things to photograph.

Season 2

7 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's second series originally aired on BBC1 between 5 March and 16 April 1975. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Bernard Thompson. Although ratings from the first series were not good, the BBC ordered a second series of Last of the Summer Wine after the first season aired but were delayed due to strike action. The second series was eventually produced and aired during March and April 1975. For the first time, series 2 saw two episodes make it into the top ten programs of the week, starting with the opening show, "Forked Lightning," which was watched by over 18 million people. Joining the cast this season was Joe Gladwin as Wally Batty, Nora Batty's henpecked husband. Series 2 would also mark the final appearance of Blamire, played by Michael Bates, who left at the end of the series due to health problems. The second series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 1 on 2 September 2002.

S2 E1 · Forked Lightning

After Clegg suffers a little incident with his bicycle it's up to the trio to find someone to mend it.

S2 E2 · Who's That Dancing With Nora Batty Then?

Gloria, a friend of Nora Batty is emigrating to Australia. It's up to the trio to find a piano for her surprise farewell party.

S2 E3 · The Changing Face Of Rural Blamire

Thinking they have too much free time on their hands, the trio decides to find some kind of occupation. They come across a dodgy bankrupt dealer who persuades them to sell his new product, with disastrous results, particularly for Blamire.

S2 E4 · Some Enchanted Evening

When Wally Batty threatens to leave home, Compo sees it as a perfect opportunity to move in with Nora Batty, so he does everything possible to impress her, like cleaning his home and dressing smartly.

S2 E5 · A Quiet Drink

The trio tries to persuade a tight-fisted man to buy a round of drinks, for which they concoct a very peculiar plan.

S2 E6 · Ballad For Wind Instruments And Canoe

The trio comes across a canoe, and it seems it's time for a little expedition up the river. Of course, with Blamire in charge they are soon likely to get wet.

S2 E7 · Northern Flying Circus

Compo takes up motorcycling, much to the surprise of Blamire and Clegg.

Season 3

7 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's third series originally aired on BBC1 between 27 October 1976 and 8 December 1976. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced by Sydney Lotterby. Five episodes were directed by Sydney Lotterby but two, the two parter, "The Great Boarding House Bathroom Caper" and "Cheering Up Gordon", were directed by Ray Butt. Although none of the episodes from series 3 made it into the top ten programmes of the week on their initial screening, a repeat showing of the final episode, "Isometrics and After," attracted 15 million viewers during a repeat screening in spring 1977. Also notable was the inclusion for the first time of a two-part episode consisting of "The Great Boarding House Bathroom Caper" and "Cheering Up Gordon," both featuring guest appearances by Philip Jackson as Compo's nephew, Gordon. Blake Butler reprises his role from the first series as the librarian, Mr. Wainwright, before departing the show again at the end of the year. The most notable change this season, however, was the addition of Brian Wilde as the new third-man of the trio, Foggy Dewhurst, an ex-military sign painter. Wilde would play this role twice: between 1976 and 1985 and then again from 1990 until 1997, when he was forced to leave due to health problems.

S3 E1 · The Man From Oswestry

Compo is bored. Since Cyril Blamire left for Oswestry, to live with a woman, things have been a bit too calm for him in town. But soon, Clegg brings the solution to all their boredom. A letter from Blamire asking them to welcome home an old fried of his, called Foggy Dewhurst, and help him cope with the sudden changes in his life, after he was more or less forced to retire. Compo and Clegg meet with the new "third man", the war hero Foggy Dewhurst, who because of his peculiar life and his endless wartime stories soon makes his presence noted around town. His military posture, and his "murderous" impulses only get him in a fight with Big Malcolm, and his military precision doesn't seem to be a great help, when the trio tries to carry Foggy's heavy wartime luggage up a hill.

S3 E2 · Mending Stuart's Leg

Mr Wainwright is back in town, and quickly throws the trio out of the library. The trio goes back to the cafe, where Ivy is having the usual battle of wits with Sid. There they meet with Stuart, and old man who's having a strange click in his leg. Later the trio helps Sid to mend a whole in the roof of the cafe with the usual disastrous results. Meanwhile Wainwright dates the new female librarian.

S3 E3 · The Great Boarding House Bathroom Caper

The trio takes takes a little holiday in Scarborough, but what's the deal with Compo's cardboard box?

S3 E4 · Cheering Up Gordon

When the trio notices Compo's nephew Gordon is depressed, they come up with various ways of cheering him up.

S3 E5 · The Kink In Foggy's Niblick

When Foggy discovers his old golf clubs in the attic of his home, he takes Compo, Clegg and Sid for a little practice of "the noble sport".

S3 E6 · Going To Gordon's Wedding

It's Gordon's wedding day and, as always, problems are near. this time they appear with a face and a name: Big Malcolm. As always it's up to the trio to see that the wedding ends properly, but not without some incidents in between.

S3 E7 · Isometrics And After

Foggy decides Compo and Clegg are not as fit as they should be. The path back to physical fitness is isometrics-or is it? Maybe... not.

Season 4

8 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's fourth series originally aired on BBC1 between 9 November 1977 and 4 January 1978. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Sydney Lotterby. The fourth series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 3 on 26 July 2004. A box set featuring just series 4 was released for region 1 on 9 September 2008.

S4 E1 · Ferret Come Home

When one of Compo's ferrets escapes and takes residence in Nora's house, it's up to Wally Batty to get it back safely.

S4 E2 · Getting On Sydney's Wire

Sid's plan to install a new bell for the cafe door is doomed from the moment he asks for the help of the trio.

S4 E3 · Jubilee

Keen to celebrate the Silver Jubilee, Foggy decides the trio should have their own float.

S4 E4 · Flower Power Cut

Some people talk to trees, but Clegg is serenading flowers in the cafe...

S4 E5 · Who's Made A Bit Of A Splash In Wales Then?

Foggy visits a lady friend in Wales, but trouble is soon at the door when Compo and Clegg go after him.

S4 E6 · Greenfingers

The British vegetable is in deterioration due to a lack of good honest "muck" - where can the trio get hold of good fresh vegetables?

S4 E7 · A Merry Heatwave

Nora's brother is near to death and not likely to see another Christmas. So Foggy decides to re-create an old-fashioned Christmas-in the middle of a sweltering hot summer.

S4 E8 · The Bandit From Stoke-On-Trent

When "laugh a minute" Amos Hames, who toured Europe during the 1940's returns to town after many years, suspicions arise about the reason for his return.

Season 5

7 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's fifth series originally aired on BBC1 between 18 September and 30 October 1979. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Sydney Lotterby. The fifth series was something of a departure; it was the first to include two-part episodes and introduced a small number of new characters such as Compo's oft-mentioned but never seen nephew and was also notable for an increase in the more physical comedy for which the programme would become more well-known latterly. The fifth series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 6 on 5 March 2007.

S5 E1 · Full Steam Behind

Foggy takes Compo and Clegg on a nostalgic trip to the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway.

S5 E2 · The Flag And Its Snag

Foggy has a vision to put a flag in a prominent place on the great British landscape - but first he needs a flag and a flagpole.

S5 E3 · The Flag And Further Snags

Foggy collects his flag and achieves his vision. His dream is achieved.

S5 E4 · Deep In The Heart Of Yorkshire

When Sid and Wally are seen disappearing into the woods, their wives wonder what they're up to.

S5 E5 · Earnshaw Strikes Again

Anyone criticising Yorkshire is rousing old Yorkshire ghosts - Clegg for one is very superstitious, so he doesn't want to wake up old ghosts.

S5 E6 · Here We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder

Compo contemplates the sport of hang-gliding. Nora gets Wally to take her out for a meal.

S5 E7 · Here We Go Again Into The Wild Blue Yonder

Compo gets his hang-glider-courtesy of Wally Batty.

Season 6

7 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's sixth series originally aired on BBC1 between 4 January and 15 February 1982. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. The sixth series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 5 on 5 March 2007.

S6 E1 · In The Service Of Humanity

After a close encounter with an emergency, Foggy decides to go into the rescue business, all in the service of humanity, of course.

S6 E2 · Car And Garter

Compo enters a car race to impress Nora. Will Wesley's old banger ever start?

S6 E3 · The Odd Dog Men

Foggy's latest scheme to earn some money appears when he discovers that there's good money to be made by walking other people's pets around town.

S6 E4 · A Bicycle Made For Three

Foggy convinces his companions to design a bicycle that fits each of their personalities.

S6 E5 · One Of The Last Few Places Unexplored By Man

Compo wants to take a photo. Problem is... he wants it taken in Nora Batty's bedroom.

S6 E6 · Serenade For Tight Jeans And Metal Detector

When Clegg buys a metal detector, it's off to the hills to look for treasure.

S6 E7 · From Wellies To Wetsuit

Compo buys a wet suit from Sid and decides to take up water skiing.

Season 7

6 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's seventh series originally aired on BBC1 between 30 January and 6 March 1983. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Sydney Lotterby, except for "Getting Sam Home", which is produced and directed by Alan J.W. Bell. The seventh series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 8 on 3 March 2008.

S7 E1 · The Frozen Turkey Man

Compo convinces a barmaid that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire.

S7 E2 · The White Man's Grave

Wally is fed up with Nora's constant nagging so Compo, Clegg and Foggy devise a plan to get him out of the house for a few hours.

S7 E3 · The Waist Land

Foggy finds there's money to be made selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a local health farm.

S7 E4 · Cheering up Ludovic

Ludovic has bought a new van and to cheer him up Clegg is given the job of test driving it.

S7 E5 · The Three Astaires

The trio volunteer at a church concert party.

S7 E6 · The Arts of Concealment

Trying to camouflage himself, Foggy upsets a group of cyclists. Compo also upsets someone over the state of his trousers

Season 8

6 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's eighth series originally aired on BBC1 between 10 March and 14 April 1985. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. The eighth series was released on DVD in region 2 as a combined box set with series 7 on 3 March 2008.

S8 E1 · The Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty

Foggy says Nora has big feet, thus upsetting Compo, so they set out to find out whether it is true or not.

S8 E2 · Keeping Britain Tidy

A discarded mattress sets Foggy on a campaign to clean up the countryside.

S8 E3 · Enter The Phantom

Compo turns into daredevil motorcycle rider "The Phantom" to prove to Nora that he is brave.

S8 E4 · Catching Digby's Donkey

The trio set about the near impossible task of catching a stubborn donkey.

S8 E5 · The Woollenmills of Your Mind

Compo enters the local marathon in order to impress Nora.

S8 E6 · Who's Looking After the Cafe Then?

Ivy has to leave the cafe for the afternoon. Can she leave it in the capable hands of Foggy Dewhirst?

Season 9

12 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's ninth series originally aired on BBC1 between 4 January and 22 March 1987. All episodes from this series were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. The ninth series was released on DVD in region 2 as a box set on 5 May 2008.

S9 E1 · Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?

Clegg has to deliver a note to Marina in the supermarket. Can Seymour invent something highly original to justify all the security?

S9 E2 · The Heavily Reinforced Bottom

A rotting old boat is made to float... sometimes most unsuccessfully.

S9 E3 · Dried Dates And Codfanglers

Why has Compo just thrown something of great sentimental value into Seymour's pond?

S9 E4 · The Really Masculine Purse

After Compo claims that any man who uses a purse is effeminate, Seymour tries to invent a strictly masculine purse.

S9 E5 · Who's Feeling Ejected Then?

Will Seymour's car safety device really make him rich and famous? His "guinea pig" may not agree.

S9 E6 · The Ice-cream Man Cometh

Remember when you could buy ice cream from the man on the tricycle? This episode will refresh your memories for sure.

S9 E7 · Set The People Free

The trio devise a plan to "spring" Howard and Wally for a few hours of freedom.

S9 E8 · Go With The Flow

It's rather difficult selling tickets for the church's Beatrix Potter evening - until someone comes up with an idea to set Compo scurrying.

S9 E9 · Jaws

Seymour insists Edie must be up to date with his latest design in waste disposal.

S9 E10 · Edie And The Automobile

Edie learns to drive, so obvious disaster is expected.

S9 E11 · Wind Power

How can Seymour harness the power of the wind for the benefit of mankind? Once again, Compo is the test pilot.

S9 E12 · When You Take A Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible.

Old chum Bill Henry dies in America, which prompts Clegg to take Compo and Seymour on a sentimental journey.

Season 10

6 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines tenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S10 E1 · The Experiment

Compo wonders why all the blood rushes to his head when he's turned upside down. Seymour sets out to discover why.

S10 E2 · The Treasure Of The Deep

Is the piece of silver fished out of the canal really a thief's haul? Is there more where it came from?

S10 E3 · Dancing Feet

Compo's feet hurt - but why go to visit "The Witch" for a cure?

S10 E4 · That Certain Smile

A visit by a much-loved pet seems the only way to bring a smile to Clem's face during a spell in hospital.

S10 E5 · Downhill Racer

Seymour tries to prove that skiing is more than just a winter sport for the rich.

S10 E6 · The Day Of The Welsh Ferret

The trio attend a funeral.

Season 11

7 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines eleventh series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S11 E1 · Come Back, Jack Harry Teesdale

Is Jack Harry's cumbersome caravan wrecking his marriage? Seymour seems to think so, so he drags in Compo and Clegg to lend a hand.

S11 E2 · The Kiss And Mavis Poskitt

Clegg could be the answer to a lonely widow's prayer! Meanwhile, who is kissing who?

S11 E3 · Oh Shut Up And Eat Your Choc-Ice

The trio examines a haystack, resulting in their having to push it back to the top of a hill.

S11 E4 · Who's That Bloke With Nora Batty Then?

Compo is concerned when he sees Nora going out mysteriously and then sees her in the pub with another man.

S11 E5 · Happy Anniversary Gough And Jessie

The overly domesticated Gough is a woeful sight to behold at his anniversary party, so the guys take him out for a bit of cavorting.

S11 E6 · Getting Barry Higher In The World

No sooner than Seymour spots a kite does the trio end up building and attempting to fly their own gigantic version.

S11 E7 · Three Men And A Mangle

Compo wants to help Nora Batty with a troublesome chore, but Seymour ends up taking over and fouling up the entire operation. Howard tests out a series of lame disguises.

Season 12

10 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines twelfth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. With the departure of Michael Aldridge who had left to nurse his ill wife, the character of Foggy Dewhirst returned to the fold.

S12 E1 · Return Of The Warrior

Seymour leaves to look after a school. Will life be boring for Compo and Clegg? Not for long, as Foggy Dewhirst returns to the fold.

S12 E2 · Come In, Sunray Major

Foggy has an idea to use portable radios to improve communications.

S12 E3 · The Charity Balls

When Foggy hears about an athletic charity drive, he enters Compo and Clegg despite their wishes. An "injured" Howard drops out of the race and stops to recover in this young lady's refreshment stand. How refreshed can one man get?

S12 E4 · Walking Stiff Can Make You Famous

Foggy is upset because he's not famous for anything, so he invents the sport of bicycle polo.

S12 E5 · That's Not Captain Zero

Our trio helps Captain Zero when his vehicle breaks down, but don't reckon on him getting drunk.

S12 E6 · Das (Welly) Boot

Ivy lets Foggy fix her toaster, and it goes to his flippin' head. Now he thinks he can restore the tatty sunken boat he's found at the bottom of the lake. He actually accomplishes even this, so Compo decides he must get Nora Batty into the boat alone with him. But surely Nora knows better - she'll have to be tricked.

S12 E7 · The Empire That Foggy Nearly Built

After a heated encounter with two motorists, Foggy decides there must be money to be made providing parking spaces.

S12 E8 · The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier Impression

To stop Nora taking him for granted, Compo becomes a TV star for the day doing his legendary impression.

S12 E9 · Roll On

Having learned absolutely nothing from "The Charity Balls" just a few episodes back, Foggy tries to assert the boys' athletic prowess yet again, this time in a downhill barrel-rolling competition.

S12 E10 · A Landlady For Smiler

Compo is more than a little concerned when Smiler moves in as Nora Batty's lodger.

Season 13

6 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines thirteenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. Notably, this series of the show was shot entirely on videotape. Prior to this, the show had used videotape for studio scenes and film for location footage. From the following series until 2004, when the it started being shot digitally in High-Definition, the show moved to being shot entirely on film, although the laughter track is still included, respectively.

S13 E1 · Quick, Quick, Slow

Compo is depressed because Nora has a lodger. Foggy has an unusual way of curing his malaise-dancing!

S13 E2 · Give Us A Lift

Foggy's idea is the ultimate in chairlifts to get people to the top of the hills without any effort.

S13 E3 · Was That Nora Batty Singing?

Compo can't get over his suspicion of Nora's new lodger, Smiler. When he thinks he hears Nora singing a happy tune, he nearly goes to pieces. The trio tracks them around town, with Compo agonizing all the way. Meanwhile, Edie wants to go shopping at Huddersfield, but Wesley just wants to tinker with engines. Who do you suppose gets to have their way?

S13 E4 · Cash Flow Problems

Compo needs money, so he tries to collect on a fifty-year-old debt from a school chum.

S13 E5 · Passing The Earring

Howard needs Clegg's help to get an earring belonging to Marina out of the house without Pearl knowing.

S13 E6 · Pole Star

Foggy gets Compo to take up pole vaulting so he can reach Nora's clothes post and impress her with his athletic prowess.

Season 14

10 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines fourteenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. This was the first series to be shot entirely on film, although the complete episode was still assembled on videotape. This and the following series were broadcast in a 16:10 aspect ratio, compared to the standard 4:3 aspect ratio that it was broadcast in for its previous 13 series.

S14 E1 · By The Magnificent Thighs Of Ernie Burniston

Is Ernie Burniston's fitness all a bluff? To prove it, Foggy uses Compo as his "guinea pig."

S14 E2 · Errol Flynn Used To Have A Pair Like That

After overhearing a conversation between Nora and a neighbour, Compo discovers that Nora has a weakness for men in riding gear.

S14 E3 · The Phantom Of The Graveyard

Compo, Clegg and Foggy prepare to pay their respects to an old teacher, but why is Howard so keen to go?

S14 E4 · The Self-Propelled Salad Strainer

Wesley's weird new invention might score Compo some presentation points when he gives Nora some flowers.

S14 E5 · Ordeal By Trousers

Are Foggy's war stories true? Compo and Clegg decide to submit him to an old school ritual to discover the truth.

S14 E6 · Happy Birthday, Howard

Clegg is the unwilling guardian of a giant stuffed panda bear, Marina's birthday present to Howard that must be delivered without Pearl catching on.

S14 E7 · Who's Got Rhythm?

Compo is broke again so to earn some easy money, he visits Auntie Wainwright and becomes a one-man band.

S14 E8 · Camera Shy

When Foggy buys a video camera from Auntie Wainwright, it seems no-one is safe from his prying eye - especially Howard and Marina.

S14 E9 · Wheelies

When Auntie Wainwright forces a gigantic tractor wheel on the trio, Foggy decides to make the best of it by crafting a vehicle out of it.

S14 E10 · Stop That Castle!

Foggy is left in charge of arranging the local gala. All goes well until he accidentally punctures the bouncy castle!

Season 15

9 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines fifteenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S15 E1 · How To Clear Your Pipes

Now Foggy's on about Compo and Clegg being out of shape again, and he ends up putting them through an exhaustive training course that leaves them trapped inside sewer pipes. Howard's latest subterfuge has him publicizing the bicycle race he and Marina are "participating" in, but he does it a little too well this time.

S15 E2 · Where There's Smoke, There's Barbeque

The trio gets a gas grill from Auntie Wainwright, but its alarming potency brings an explosive touch to their barbeque. Howard is busy making improvements on his love-nest. Will it enflame Marina's passions, or just enflame Marina? And how did Howard end up with a wooden leg?

S15 E3 · The Black Widow

Too much home brew at a funeral tea leaves Compo and Foggy having to rescue Clegg from the arms of an amorous widow.

S15 E4 · Have You Got A Light Mate?

Smiler is selling security lights. Howard is determined to buy Marina a china shepherdess - if he can persuade Clegg to visit Auntie Wainwright's.

S15 E5 · Stop That Bath

The trio finds they are involved in yet another of Howard's schemes to get a present to Marina - this time a cast iron bath!

S15 E6 · Springing Smiler

Smiler is sick of living in misery with Nora Batty and will hand over 50 quid to anyone who will help him move out and live in misery someplace else. Foggy has a plan to get Smiler thrown out, but will Compo murder Smiler before they can put it into action?

S15 E7 · Concerto For Solo Bicycle

Foggy comes up with the crazy idea of bicycle safety underwear after he collides with Compo riding his old bike.

S15 E8 · There Are Gypsies At The Bottom Of Our Garden

Dewhirst's Nature Tours are launched by Foggy after he believes he's discovered the nesting place of a giant woodpecker.

S15 E9 · Aladdin Gets On Your Wick

After seeing a man on a sailboard, Foggy has the idea of inventing a three-man version.

Season 16

8 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wines sixteenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S16 E1 · The Glory Hole

Foggy grows dafter and is lately only interested in standing in a pit at a construction site because it reminds him of a foxhole in the war. Compo and Clegg get roped into his plans to recreate a battle scene. Are they headed for triumph, or is Triumph headed for them?

S16 E2 · Adopted By A Stray

In the pub, the trio run across a scruffy old man looking for the wilderness. Foggy tries to avoid him, certain he's looking for a handout, but a curious Compo and Clegg learn it's just the opposite... he wants to abandon all his worldly possessions! They quickly take him up on the offer, not realizing that among those possessions is the man's wife. Their horror mounts as she follows them wordlessly around town.

S16 E3 · The Defeat Of The Stoneworm

Howard, proving that idiots aren't necessarily bereft of imagination in extreme circumstances, invents a local pest called a "stoneworm" in one of his lamest efforts yet to fool Pearl. But wonders will never cease - soon people all around town are wondering if their homes are infested.

S16 E4 · Once In A Moonlit Junkyard

Compo briefly casts Nora aside for a biker. But is he ready to cast aside his ragged trousers for a pair of leather chaps? Meanwhile, Clegg thinks he might just have escaped the clutches of Auntie Wainwright... but she turns up in the most unexpected places.

S16 E5 · The Space Ace

Well, the trio was about due for a run-in with another village idiot. The latest one tumbles down hills in a trashbin. He wants to become an astronaut - the trio just gets him drunk instead.

S16 E6 · The Most Powerful Eyeballs In West Yorkshire

After seeing Howard fail in his attempts at hypnotism, Foggy becomes convinced he's a master at the art. But his attempts to practice on strangers backfire totally.

S16 E7 · The Dewhirsts Of Ogleby Hall

Foggy's become interested in his lineage and is positive he's related to the Dewhirsts living on a big estate nearby. Compo spots Nora eyeing some hats in a shop window and concludes that a hat is his ticket to winning Nora's heart. Foggy offers to help buy one if Compo assists him in his scheme to make a good impression on the Dewhirsts of Ogleby Hall. Also in this plot-heavy episode, Marina is looking for love with a taller man, but a note declaring her intentions gets misrouted.

S16 E8 · The Sweet Smell Of Excess

Compo's inexpert attempt at constructing a homemade trampoline sets off a series of unfortunate mishaps.

Season 17

10 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's seventeenth series aired on BBC1. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S17 E1 · Leaving Home Forever, Or Till Teatime

This time's for real! Howard's had enough of Pearl and decides to leave home forever. It's up to the trio to get the couple back together, when it's visible that Howard misses Pearl more than he thought he would.

S17 E2 · Bicycle Bonanza

Foggy thinks the trio should be more in touch with the wilderness, so he thinks of the ideal plan, counting with Auntie Wainwright's bicycle bonanza, a map, and a basket of sandwiches.

S17 E3 · The Glamour Of The Uniform

Marina leaves Howard for good this time. He suspects that she has been seeing another man, and asks for the help of the trio to get her back. Foggy feels that what Howard needs is a bit of "the glamour of the uniform". Auntie Wainwright's new established costume department might be just the perfect place to find it.

S17 E4 · The First Human Being To Ride A Hill

When Pearl starts getting suspicious of Howard's affair once again, she locks his bicycle. It's now up to the trio to come up with a secret bicycle for Howard, which turns out to be a little more secret than they'd have thought.

S17 E5 · Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure

When word comes around that there's a treasure buried in town, it's up to the trio to go and find it. To do so they need the help of the one man that has the *only* map, Lieutenant Commander Willoughby (Royal Navy, retired). It's up to Foggy to pay the 30 pounds the map's worth. The problem is... how many maps were sold in the first place? Foggy vows not to be near one cash dispenser again...

S17 E6 · Desperate For A Duffield

When Compo reaches a crucial point in his "relationship" with Nora Batty, and realises he's not going anywhere with her, he decides to go looking for his old "girlfriends" from his school days, with whom he expects to get a more "personal" relationship. It turns out he wasn't really ready for some of the surprises he encounters after all these years... people DO change sometimes.

S17 E7 · The Suit That Turned Left

The trio comes across a very weird scientist and his unusual new invention. Meanwhile Wesley's new suit causes some trouble during the ladies outing.

S17 E8 · Beware Of The Elbow

The trio encounters a man, and his inflatable doll, which creates some natural curiosity among the three elders.

S17 E9 · The Thing In Wesley's Shed

When Wesley starts acting very weird about some new invention he has in his shed, the trio tries to find out what kind of invention is he working on.

S17 E10 · Brushes At Dawn

When a local man "takes advantage" of Nora Batty, Compo challenges him to a duel.

Season 18

10 episodes

The trio in this series consisted of:

S18 E1 · The Love Mobile

The trio comes across a mobile lonely hearts agency. This time it seems it's the owners of the agency who need a bit of marital advice. Smiler tries to get rid of a tandem Auntie Wainright sold him. He ends up being the perfect client for the lonely hearts agency.

S18 E2 · A Clean Sweep

Howard's fears that there may be a spider hiding in his cap affects his relationship with Marina. A lucky wedding chimney sweep is down on his luck and depressed. Foggy insists on being his manager. Norman and Compo follow along to watch.

S18 E3 · The Mysterious C. W. Northrop

Ivy's getting some love letters from a mysterious man that calls himself C. W Northrop. The trio wants to know who this person really is, and end up having a little surprise.

S18 E4 · A Double For Howard

When Pearl's "security" at home becomes too much for Howard to handle and Pearl starts suspecting his furtive encounters with Marina, the trio tries to find a double for Howard, so Pearl can see them together, and think she was mistaken all these years regarding Howard's secret love.

S18 E5 · How To Create A Monster

The trio tries to make Smiler become more aggressive, so he can stand up to Auntie Wainwright, but they end up getting a little more than they asked for.

S18 E6 · Deviations With Davenport

The trio gets lost in the woods with Mr Davenport, a man in search of wisdom.

S18 E7 · According To The Prophet Bickerdyke

Glenda forces Barry to ask Wesley to "listen" to the car engine. Foggy, Norman and Compo meet a man who is obsessed with an end of the world prophecy. Auntie Wainwright send Smiler out to stalk a customer that escaped her shop without purchasing anything.

S18 E8 · Next Kiss Please

Compo bets Foggy he can get Nora Batty to kiss him before sunset. Will he manage to win the bet?

S18 E9 · Destiny And Six Bananas

When a primate is said to be loose in the local woods, Foggy organises a search party, accompanied of course with the right uniform and military discipline.

S18 E10 · A Sidecar Named Desire

Remembering Nora used to enjoy a ride on a motorbike and sidecar when her husband was alive, Compo hires a motorbike from Auntie Wainwright, and invites Nora for a ride. Wesley tries to fix Barry's car (again), with disastrous results.

Season 19

10 episodes

The trio in this series consisted of:

S19 E1 · Beware The Oglethorpe

Clegg, Compo and Truly bump into an old school mate, who now has a miserable and peaceful life. Compo's afraid to become like him, so he tries to think of ways to improve the trio's daily routine. The trio ends up rolling down a hill, as they did when they were children, but their age proves to speak louder than their will for adventure.

S19 E2 · Tarzan Of The Towpath

The trio ends up rolling down a hill, instead of walking down it, as they did when they were children, but their age proves to speak louder than their will for adventure. Barry's is asked by Howard to deliver a message to Marina. Not wanting to take this responsibility Barry asks Eli to deliver it. He gets the women mixed up, and Howard ends up meeting a "big" woman. Nora Batty's asked to walk on Compo's spine, as a way to mend his ailing back.

S19 E3 · Truly And The Hole Truth

Compo wants to buy a present for Nora but has no money. Auntie Wainwright search Compo's house for something of value to swap for the gift. Truly misses his life as a police officer, and regrets not being recognized for something heroic during his police force service. He and Clegg wonder through town in search of an accident waiting to happen, so he can prevent it, and be regarded a local hero - he even calls the local paper. However it's not HIS face who ends up on the front page.

S19 E4 · Oh Howard, We Should Get One Of Those

Wesley's new creation, a bed on wheels, causes great success. Particularly with Compo, who wants to be the first one to try it, providing he can find the right partner. This time he DOES end up in bed with Nora... for a while anyway.

S19 E5 · The Suit That Attracts Blondes

Glenda gives one of Barry's old suits to the jumble sale, because she thinks it attracts blondes. Compo ends up buying the suit, with money from Truly and Clegg, and he DOES end up being chased by a blonde. Compo gives Nora Batty her last chance. When she turns him down, he starts searching for other women he dated when he was young, hoping to find the right one to marry him.

S19 E6 · The Only Diesel Saxophone In Captivity

Barry buys a new saxophone from Auntie Wainwright. Glenda doesn't let him play indoors, so he has to find a spot outside to practice. The problem starts when Barry discovers in what type of case the saxophone comes in. Compo and an old local man start a competition to see which one of them is in better shape. The challenges include finding out who can climb a tree faster (problem is climbing down again), and who can go downhill faster, using Wesley's new invention.

S19 E7 · Perfection - Thy Name Is Ridley

When the local ladies start to gain some interest for a man named Walter Ridley, it's up for the trio to try and find out why he's so highly regarded by all the local women.

S19 E8 · Nowhere Particular

Howard buys a new van, as part of his new scheme to be left in peace with Marina. He even buys some furniture to put on the back of the van, to make it "a little more comfortable". Unfortunately the engine is not up to the test of those hills, and they end up coming down faster than they went up. Truly and Clegg spend the day dealing with a problem regarding Clegg's taxes.

S19 E9 · From Audrey Nash To The Widow Dilhooley

An old sweetheart of Truly is back in town, after many years living abroad. He spends the day preparing for their reunion, but he certainly takes more than he expected when he sees former Audrey Nash, now known as "the Widow Dilhooley".

S19 E10 · Support Your Local Skydiver

Nora Batty gets a postcard from a Gladwin in the Canary Islands. Compo's jealous, and tries to find something to win her heart back. First he tries to sing, but receives a wet response. Then he finds an airman uniform in Auntie Wainwright's shop, and tries his luck at skydiving, with disastrous results. Howard enlists Truly's help in yet another scheme to fool Pearl about his outdoor activities. He asks him to tell Pearl he's his security advisor. Wesley has a new invention, and he asks Barry to be the one to test it.

Season 20

10 episodes

The trio in this series consisted of:

S20 E1 · The Pony Set

When Compo decides to take up horseriding lessons to impress Nora Batty, it's up to Clegg and Truly to help him. For that they buy Auntie Wainwright's wooden horse. The problems start when its wheels prove to be too much of a ride.

S20 E2 · How Errol Flynn Discovered The Secret Scar Of Nora Batty

The trio comes across a man dressed as Robin Hood. Compo knows that Nora has a birth mark on one of her knees, but can't remember on which one, so he thinks of a way discover it.

S20 E3 · Who's Thrown Away Her Tom Cruise Photographs?

Howard's having some trouble regarding his love life with Marina. And this time is serious, she's thrown away her Tom Cruise photos. It's up to the trio to find a way to get the pair back together. They come up with a plan involving a very ugly blonde woman...

S20 E4 · What's Happened To Barry's Nose?

Truly tries to help Barry become more confident, but things turn nasty leading to some damage to Barry's nose.

S20 E5 · Optimism In The Housing Market

Smiler injures his foot while selling door to door for Auntie Wainwright. The trio tries to assist him in recovering from his injury, with disastrous results.

S20 E6 · Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?

Compo, Clegg, Truly and Wesley meet a man with an earthquake detector and Barry spends the episode with his arm in a sling.

S20 E7 · Beware The Vanilla Slice

Compo tries to resurrect the ancient art of Thumpy Dub. Auntie Wainwright sells Truly a broken lawn mower. Marina buys two vanilla slices from Ivy in the cafe, but who is the other one for? Glenda is relieved when Barry prefers an éclair, but Pearl isn't so happy when Howard has vanilla slice crumbs around his mouth.

S20 E8 · Howard Throws A Wobbler

Howard is suspicious when Pearl suddenly starts looking glamorous and very happy. He is so concerned he sends Compo to meet Marina to tell her he can't make it for their rendezvous and then recruits Clegg, Truly and Wesley to follow Pearl with him to see what she is up to. Meanwhile Barry goes missing after leaving for a jog, Glenda recruits Edie, Ivy, and Nora to help look for him unaware that Auntie Wainwright has recruited him to help her and Smiler collect some furniture.

S20 E9 · The Phantom Number 14 Bus

Compo, Clegg and Truly meet a man who wants to solve the mystery of the phantom number 14 bus. Meanwhile Smiler has to deliver some furniture to the notorious Cooper Street. Pearl makes Howard sell off his collection of glue and Compo also ponders that great question... has Nora Batty got a tattoo?

S20 E10 · Ironing Day

Clegg tackles his ironing and ends up ironing for Howard too after he falls into a river. Smiler gets tiddly on two very small glasses of Auntie Wainwright's home-made wine and Barry takes up dog walking and ends up with a kiss from Marina and a telling off from Glenda.

Season 21

10 episodes

The trio in this series consisted of: ^1 Compo only appeared in the Special and the first three episodes of this series prior to his death ^2 Tom only appeared in four episodes of this series and became a supporting character from series 22 till the shows end

S21 E1 · Lipstick And Other Problems

Truly tries to fix Clegg's Vacum Cleaner. Compo and Howard get into a fight with a big man. Barry gets in trouble, because he's "caught" by Marina, as she kisses him, and leaves traces of her lipstick on his mouth. In order to explain this to Glenda he enlists the help of the trio, and they start spreading the rumour that the kisses are for "charity purposes". Auntie Wainwright sells a motorbike to two policemen.

S21 E2 · Under The Rug

Howard has a wig delivered to Clegg's, but when Pearl is suspicious Clegg has to not only pretend ownership of it, but be seen wearing it, much to Truly's amusement. Howard is only persuaded to reclaim the wig after the trio arrange for Smiler to wear it and Marina to kiss him. Meanwhile Barry tries and fails to be master of his own home, and Compo offers himself to Nora Batty as a "limited sale".

S21 E3 · Magic And The Morris Minor

Our trio helps a middle-aged couple get their old car out of a field, but the wife insists she's recieving ancient telepathic messages through its hubcap. Or is she making it up as an excuse to chase after a certain younger gentleman? Meanwhile, Auntie Wainwright is trying to vanquish her demons by splurging on Ivy's most expensive cream cake.

S21 E4 · Elegy For Fallen Wellies

After seeing Nora Batty dressed in a "sexy" outfit, Compo's heart doesn't live up to the excitement. He dies a happy man! His friends show him their respects, and 200 pairs of white overalls provide an ideal goodbye to Compo...

S21 E5 · Surprise At Throstlenest

Clegg, Truly and Barry spend the day trying to find someone to take care of Compo's ferrets. They end up finding the ideal person for the task, also uncovering a secret that Compo kept for quite some time.

S21 E6 · Just A Small Funeral

It's Compo's funeral day, and all his friends come to pay their last respects to the "little scruffy one". Even Auntie Wainwright closes the shop to attend his funeral.

S21 E7 · From Here To Paternity

Compo recieves a personal letter after all these years. When Clegg and Truly open it they discover Compo's biggest secret: he has a son. The son, Tom, wrote to Compo, because after all the years of separation he hoped he and his father could get together. When Tom arrives in town it's up for the pair of them to give him the shocking news.

S21 E8 · Some Vans Can Make You Deaf

Clegg, Truly and Wesley help Tom find a new exhaust for his van. Howard discovers the simple pleasures, by having breakfast on the terrace. The ladies meet an addition to their tea party.

S21 E9 · Waggoner's Roll

Tom and Barry attempt to turn a reluctant Babs into a showbiz star.

S21 E10 · I Didn't Know Barry Could Play

Glenda buys Barry a white suit to go on a picnic but he ends up with Clegg, Truly and Wesley at the station collecting an organ for Tom. Howard buys some platform shoes from Auntie Wainwright to make him taller.

Season 22

10 episodes

S22 E1 · Getting Barry's Goat

In this episode, Tom carries a fake dog around and attempts to be like his father, Compo and climb a tree as persuaded by Clegg and Truly. Also, Tom is keeping some of his personal property at Barry's house, including a goat that Glenda does not approve of when she sees it in the garage. A repo man is trying to find Tom.

S22 E2 · The Art Of The Shorts Story

Howard has lost his boxer shorts and Pearl is upset at him. But it turns out she hid them from him just to keep him on his toes. Barry wants to become thin and Tom and Mrs. Avery help him out by being his personal fitness trainers. The trio help Howard figure out a way to prove to Pearl that he's found his shorts.

S22 E3 · The Missing Bus Of Mrs. Avery

Howard is filled with cheer because Pearl, Ivy, Roz, Glenda, Nora and the girls are going on a nice outdoor picnic. He has his chance with Marina alone - finally! But his plan backfires because he pushes Marina off the wall they were eating on when he sees the bus Pearl is riding on. Meanwhile, Petal drives the bus and can't get her left and right worked out correctly. Meanwhile the Clegg, Truly, Billy, Tom and Smiler test out an off-road bike and Barry goes out golfing and is sick of Glenda ringing him on his cellphone, which bothers the captain of the golf course.

S22 E4 · Hey, Big Vendor

Wesley has a "go anywhere" coffee vending machine, which is successful at first, but after trying it at the ladies' Jumble Sale and the Golf Course it finally blows up, which is a huge embarrassment for Barry, who is trying to be on the captain's good side, like Petal said after she gave him a palm reading. Before, Glenda rang Barry right when the golf captain was about to make a shot, which made him angry.

S22 E5 · Enter The Hawk

First, Auntie Wainwright takes a half hour break from the shop, leaving Smiler in charge, and is impatient for the half hour to be over so she can go back to work. Smiler gets very upset of her calling him every five minutes! Pearl thinks Howard is a bit overactive and cheerful so she fixes him a big supper to slow him down, but that doesn't stop him from seeing Marina! Barry wants a new suit to look more of an "executive type person" but Glenda refuses him to buy it. He buys it anyway and goes along with the trio and Tom around town, testing the suit out, and everyone thinks Barry has gone to a funeral! After yelling at him, Glenda thinks that she was too harsh on him and sets out with Wesley and Edie looking for him. Petal and Tom start Ace Carpeting, for which the van is in very poor shape, so they get Wesley to fix it.

S22 E6 · Gnome And Away

Howard buys a gnome for Marina and tries to keep it from Pearl. The trio helps him take it away. Smiler ends up taking it and Marina gets attracted to him, and then to other people who own the exact same gnome!

S22 E7 · A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit You

Pearl finds a blonde hair and assumes it's Howard seeing another woman. Pearl wants to go to the coast to be loved but Howard and Marina work it out.

S22 E8 · A White Sweater And A Solicitor's Letter

Tom receives a solicitor's letter, which says he has received a big screen television set, which he ends up giving to Eli, and Barry takes up flying, which is just a model airplane. Also, Howard wants Norman to play Tennis so he can play Tennis with Marina, who gets sick of it and then ends up flying with Barry.

S22 E9 · Why Is Barry At An Angle?

Barry needs to collect overdue insurance from someone he has never met, so Clegg, Truly, and Billy help him stand up (at an angle) and be brave and make a call to his house with confidence. He's at an angle because the trio got Barry drunk.

S22 E10 · The Coming Of The Beast

To generate some excitement in the village, Truly stops a common citizen (who happens to be Billy Ingleton, the man who almost knew Pavarotti) in a car and warns him about "The Tiger". Billy gets worried and gets pulled over again. The rumour spreads across town and Howard buys things from Auntie Wainwright to protect him and Marina against the tiger.

Season 23

10 episodes

S23 E1 · A Brief Excursion In The Fast Lane

When Barry has a mid-life crisis and becomes interested in fast cars, Glenda worries that she will not be exciting enough for him.

S23 E2 · The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's Bicycle

When Howard's bicycle starts squeaking around Pearl, he worries that it is some kind of curse. He decides to get the bicycle exorcised by a local expert - Norman Clegg...

S23 E3 · Mervyn Would Be Proud

Billy is being followed by a fan as a result of - after having one too many in the pub - bragging that himself, Clegg and Truly are the three surviving descendants of Robin Hood's men. Howard, meanwhile, is concerned that Pearl doesn't love him any more - she only gave him one fried tomato for breakfast!

S23 E4 · The Incredible Ordeal Of Norman Clegg

Clegg is dismayed when Howard leaves with him a "picnic accessory" which he plans to collect later - Marina! He will only collect her when Pearl is safely away, but that could be some time, as the ladies are coming to tea next door. Auntie Wainwright's advertising dummy becomes key in the plan as Truly and Billy help Clegg get free of the imposed house guest.

S23 E5 · Beware Of The Hot Dog

Wesley and Barry come up with a winning idea to sell hot dogs to tourists from Wesley's new wheelbarrow. Meanwhile, Clegg, Truly and Tom turn their thoughts to Nora Batty's life in Australia and remember Compo.

S23 E6 · In Search Of Childlike Joy And The Farthest Reaches Of The Lotus Position

An unhappy Smiler is cheered by one of Wesley's inventions, a trolley. All that is needed is a hill and some driving skills...

S23 E7 · A Chaise Longue Too Far

One of Glenda's unwanted anniversary presents proves to be useful in strange ways, especially as Howard becomes trapped in his own bathroom...

S23 E8 · Exercising Father's Bicycle

Tom fancies emulating the achievements of his father, and asks Clegg and Truly for stories of what Compo could do on his bicycle...

S23 E9 · Sadly, Madly, Bradley

When Billy's brother Bradley arrives on the scene, not even Clegg and Truly can bring a smile to his dour face. Meanwhile, an inflatable feeding trough poses logistical nightmares for Wesley and Auntie Wainwright...

S23 E10 · It All Began With An Old Volvo Headlamp

When a man needs to be alone with his thoughts, help is on hand to provide the right atmosphere - but noone counts on him becoming the 'Wise Man Of The Woods'...

Season 24

10 episodes

S24 E1 · The Lair Of The Cat Creature

Alvin the Birdman crashes from the skies into the lives of Truly, Clegg and Billy. He thinks he has landed in France, and has thus broken the long-distance hang-gliding record. After breaking the news about the failure of his flight, the wily trio desperately try to find something that he can be first at. Rumours of a mystery cat creature lurking in the nearby woods gives them the perfect opportunity. Can Alvin turn stalker to identify the beast?

S24 E2 · Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction

Whilst out walking, Clegg and Truly meet a Chinese handyman full of wisdom for a price - Entwistle from Hull. Also, Tom gets visited by the repo-man.

S24 E3 · A Pick-Up Of The Later Ming Dynasty

After helping Entwistle to repair his broken-down truck, Truly, Clegg and Billy find their skills are in demand again - to help Tom and Smiler find the source of a squeak on their handcart.

S24 E4 · The Secret Birthday Of Norman Clegg

In order to avoid any fuss, Clegg spends his birthday having a quiet meal in a nice small hotel - but as usual things don't work out as he might want them to...

S24 E5 · In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses The Gulf Stream

When the gang witness a old friend skiing on the roof of a van, they become attached to the idea...

S24 E6 · The Miraculous Curing Of Old Goff Helliwell

Old Goff Helliwell is due to die soon, so Clegg, Truly and the others look for something that will give him a reason to carry on...

S24 E7 · The Frenchies Are Coming

Barry is looking for another hobby besides golf, and Billy decides to interest him in archery...

S24 E8 · The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff

Howard gets a present from Marina - a lifesize fake gorilla. The question is how to get it home?

S24 E9 · The Second Husband And The Showgirls

Tom and Smiler arrange an interesting blind date and Truly discovers his ex-wife's new husband is coming to town.

S24 E10 · All Of A Florrie

Cupid's arrow targets Truly when a blast from his past returns with amorous intentions.

Season 25

10 episodes

S25 E1 · Jurassic - No Parking

Barry must dispose of a prize he's won; Truly plots to fob it off on Howard, who has forgotten an important birthday and needs a present quickly. Glenda doubts Miss Davenport's claims of seeing a large dinosaur in their neighborhood. Alvin takes up propecting for gold in the river.

S25 E2 · The General's Greatest Battle

Nora is to appear in a parade as the wife of a local hero. The hero himself is to be portrayed by a life-sized dummy, which has been at Auntie Wainwright's for cleaning. Can The General get back in one piece?

S25 E3 · Spores

A distressed woman sends Truly and Billy in search of a Lionel. Barry and Glenda meet a worried man on a sightseeing trip. Could he benefit from a visit to the Seer of Hull? And why exactly does Alvin want a photograph of Nora?

S25 E4 · Happy Birthday Robin Hood

Billy's new green suit has nothing to do with Ireland. Entwistle takes meter reading to a new level. The sight of Marina in a wedding dress shocks Howard into buying Auntie Wainwright's "Adventure Pack".

S25 E5 · Who's That With Barry And Glenda? It's Not Barry And Glenda

Clegg, Truly, and Billy discover Barry in the woods. He's obviously guilty of something - but what? Meanwhile a strange man is seen near Barry and Glenda's house while Barry is away. Alvin tries welding as a way of sprucing up the yard. Miss Davenport has a less-than-romantic entanglement.

S25 E6 · An Apple A Day

Nora Batty is recruiting for charity, which in this case is giving a day out to an older rural family. But who exactly is "the Lad" and why is he carrying an apple? Meanwhile, Barry considers making a charity appearance in Western gear.

S25 E7 · Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part Time

Alvin buys equipment to listen for sounds from space, but Howard's the one hearing disembodied voices. Billy goes for a spin. Barry struggles with his role in a dramatic group. At last, there's a woman who's attracted to Smiler - unfortunately for him.

S25 E8 · Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish Waiter

Barry is chagrined that a lonely stranger he met on holiday has taken up his offer of hospitality. It doesn't help that the stranger's hobby is trying to attract birds with a penny-whistle. Auntie Wainwright offers a special on periscopes. Alvin bites off more lino than he can chew.

S25 E9 · Beware of Laughing at Nora's Hats

Truly, Alvin, and Billy try to mend some fences between Nora and her one-time friend, Audrey Craig. Glenda gives Barry a gift to restore his confidence: a golf caddy. Is there really a dragon inhabiting the hills?

S25 E10 · Yours Truly - If You're Not Careful

Someone keeps calling Truly's new cell phone; Truly worries it might be The Former Mrs. Truelove calling to announce a visit. But she wouldn't do that... would she?

Season 26

10 episodes

S26 E1 · The Swan Man Of Ilkley

Lennie from the pickle factory, who has visions of sailing the canals in a swan boat, unwisely allows Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy to help him on his way. But a passing narrowboat puts paid to his dream.

S26 E2 · Watching the Clock

Clegg climbs an old tree to prove that the town clock from a nearby village can be seen from its height. scared of heights, Truly, Alvin, Billy and Howard have to get him down.

S26 E3 · Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart?

Nora Batty finds herself the target of a notorious womaniser after she garners his attention with her baked goods.

S26 E4 · Hermione (The Short Course)

Smiler is more miserable than usual. He's pining for Hermione, a woman he met the night before.

S26 E5 · Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group?

Smiler pretends to be an intellectual in an attempt to enchant Marina. Howard, a simple thinker, wants to keep an eye on them at the poetry group without being seen so, foolishly, he goes along with Truly's idea.

S26 E6 · Available for Weddings

After Clegg ends up with his foot in a plaster and an arm in a sling after a bike trip with Billy & Alvin, Truly and the Boys try to invent a bike that also an ATV. Barry gets bit by the camping bug.

S26 E7 · The McDonaghs of Jamieson Street

Smiler regrets never having taken up the offer from Mavis McDonagh to look her up sometime. Truly, Alvin and Billy go on the trail to track her down. With the help Nora and Ivy, they find out that the woman had lived in Jamieson Street, now renamed Pepworth Street. So they go knocking on doors.

S26 E8 · The Afterthoughts of a Co-op Manager

Clegg is trying to remember the name of a particularly obnoxious superior of his, from his days working in the Co-op.

S26 E9 · Lot Number 8

Overcome by the smell of a real bargain, Auntie Wainwright has made a successful bid at the auction rooms.

S26 E10 · Little Orphan Howard

Truly leads the enquiries into the whereabouts of a Co-op Manager who was a tyrant when Clegg worked there.

Season 27

9 episodes

S27 E1 · Follow that Bottle

Glenda decides that Barry would suit a hat, Smiler finds a suit of armour in the shop storeroom, Cleggs cousin turns up and Clegg, Truly, Billy, Alvin and Entwistle follow a bottle with a message in it. Marina and Miss Davenport compare notes on their love lives. Nelly joins the ladies for coffee at the cafe.

S27 E2 · How to Remove a Cousin

Clegg's overbearing cousin Aubrey comes to stay, he challenges Alvin and Billy to a bike riding competition. Auntie Wainwright employs Smiler and Tom as shop dummies. Nora Batty goes blonde.

S27 E3 · Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis?

Howard is on 24-hr "lock down" by Pearl, so his friends accept the challenge to help him escape. Barry thinks he's missing out on something because he feels contented with his life; Entwistle has too much fun with his dog.

S27 E4 · The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood Barbi

Billy takes Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Entwistle into the green wood for a barby. Pearl chains Howard to the house and Miss Davenport tries to get the ladies to discuss romantic novels.

S27 E5 · Barry in Danger from Reading and Aunt Jessie

Miss Davenport teases Barry making him think she has the hots for him. Alvin is seen by Nora with a tall, mysterious blonde.

S27 E6 · Who's That Merry Man with Billy, Then?

Billy gets a new merry man to join his band..unfortunately it's a merry woman!..Howard wants people to think he is having flying lessons, so Auntie Wainwright kits him out in the right gear..circa 1925!

S27 E7 · Who's That Talking To Lenny?

Clegg, Truly and Billy meet up again with Lenny, the former Swan Man of Ilkley, he has heard voices from above so the lads help him in his quest to be a prophet. The two policemen see a mysterious leg, they follow it and it belongs to Howard. Miss Davenport continues her teasing of Barry.

S27 E8 · Oh Look! Mitzi's Found Her Mummy

Howard gets to look after a friend's dog for the day. Glenda and Barry get dressed up as Cleopatra and an Egyptian Mummy to go to a fancy dress party. Auntie Wainwright upgrades Tom and Smilers transport..to a tandem!

S27 E9 · Plenty of Room in the Back

Auntie Wainwright supplies Tom and Smiler with new transport.....but is it suitable?

Season 28

10 episodes

S28 E1 · The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson

An old friend, Doggy, is almost 80 and getting married again - so The Boys take him out for his bachelors party complete with arranged special lady ... But what starts out as a boring dry affair soon gets pronounced as "better than my first stag" by the groom.

S28 E2 · What Happened to the Horse?

What starts out as a good joke on Howard gets a life of its own when Truly invents a ghost story that involves a local wooden area.

S28 E3 · Variations on a Theme of Road Rage

Howard feels he has out grown the bicycle so he purchases a car from a woman who says it reminds her too much of her late-husband.

S28 E4 · In Which Howard gets Double Booked

Howard decides it's time to take Pearl out for a dinner to the "Fox and Duck" - so Pearl invites Nelly to come with, and Truly invites Marina to go with, now if only Howard knew about it.

S28 E5 · Will The Nearest Alien Please Come In

Science-fiction addict Kevin believes aliens from outer space may have landed. Truly, Clegg and Alvin help to convince him he is right.

S28 E6 · Elegy for Small Creature and Clandestine Trackbike

Howard has purchased a track bike and is desperate to hide it from Pearl.

S28 E7 · The Crowcroft Challenge

Alvin and Truly tie one on in a bar and Alvin volunteers to complete the Crowcroft Challenge - a task that has never been completed. Howard volunteers when he realizes that he might be able to get together with Marina during the Challenge.

S28 E8 · Must Be Good Dancer

Tom decides that Smiler should answer an ad looking for a dance partner so Truly and gang decide to turn him into "Fred Astaire"; Barry has Glenda help him find the mysterious squeak in his car.

S28 E9 · In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump

Pearl, Miss Davenport, Nora Batty, Nelly, Ivy, and Glenda have entered a baking contest. Howard runs into an old flame while out with Truly, so he takes it upon himself to help the two get back together.

S28 E10 · Sinclair And The Wormley Witches

While standing on a hillside admiring the view, Alvin, Truly, and Entwistle get stoned by a stranger. Smiler does some witchcraft. Pearl & Nelly track Howard.

Season 29

11 episodes

The Last of the Summer Wine's twenty-ninth series aired on BBC One from 22 June to 31 August 2008. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and produced and directed by Alan J. W. Bell.

S29 E1 · Enter the Finger

Barry is tired of being outperformed in fitness by his physically fit neighbour, so his friends decide to help him out.

S29 E2 · Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?

Howard disguises himself like a racer to escape Pearl's watchful eye but discovers disguises have effects he didn't bargain for when Aunty Wainwright mistakes him for Tom.

S29 E3 · A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules

Policemen Cooper and Walsh are looking to have a quiet day out, but while trying to avoid everyones problems they end up kidnapping a vicar, believing its the best think for him.

S29 E4 · Is Jeremy Quite Safe?

Howard becomes jealous when Marina and Miss Davenport become enamored with Jeremy, a man who claims to be an international jewel thief. When Tom discovers a safe in Aunty Wainwright's store which she can't remember the combination to, Howard puts Jeremy to the test by enlisting him to crack the safe.

S29 E5 · All That Glitters is Not Elvis

After witnessing Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis does truly indeed still live, Alvin and Entwistle conceive a plan to make The King appear.

S29 E6 · Eva's Back in Town

Eva, who happens to be a woman from Alvin's past, finds a way to make Howard's life even more complicated.

S29 E7 · In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent

Barry decides to help his lonely neighbour find a girlfriend.

S29 E8 · The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes

Howard attempts to contact other nature lovers but finds out there are better ways than the mobile phone to do so.

S29 E9 · Of Passion and Pizza

Mervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but lacking the courage to tell her himself, he unfortunately makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin try to bring them together.

S29 E10 · It's Never Ten Years

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.

S29 E11 · Get Out Of That Then

Lenny, heavily-chained, is determined that he has a showbusiness future as an escapologist. Sidekick Cliff is not as enthusiastic.

Season 30

10 episodes

Last of the Summer Wine's thirtieth series originally aired 19 April 2009. All eleven episodes in series thirty were thirty minutes in length. A New Years Special aired on 31 December 2008. All of the episodes were written by Roy Clarke and directed by Alan J. W. Bell. This series is notable for forming a new trio composed of Alvin, Entwistle and Hobbo, who was introduced in the New Years Special. Peter Sallis and Frank Thornton are now demoted to secondary characters, filmed only in studio scenes due to the cost of insurance for the actors at their age on location.

S30 E1 · Some Adventures of the Inventor of the Mother Stitch

Hobbo tries to find a friend for Morton and Barry is depressed when Toby moves next door.

S30 E2 · The Mother of All Mistakes - Or Is It?

Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother.

S30 E3 · Will Howard Cross the Atlantic Single Handed?

Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl.

S30 E4 · Who's That Looking Sideways At Nelly?

Hobbo is ready for any dangerous situation - and going round telling everyone that Nelly is his mother is one. Another danger arises when he demonstrates his gift of diguise, and finds himself the new recipient of Marina's affections.

S30 E5 · Nobody Messes with Tony the Throat

Howard is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where. Hobbo comes to his aid, and heads a surveillance party to follow Pearl and Nelly. When the women go into a Hell's Angels club, they decide not to be hasty, and confront them later.

S30 E6 · Will Stella Find True Love with Norris Fairburn?

When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella.

S30 E7 · Will Randolph Make a Good Impression?

Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life. Randolph seems to lack any of the requirements of a potential suitor, and is limp and unattractive, especially after Hobbo drops him in the river.

S30 E8 · In Which Romance Springs a Leak

Toby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him.

S30 E9 · Variations on a Theme of Father's Day

In order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl.

S30 E10 · Goodnight Sweet Ferret

When word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.

Season 31

6 episodes

S31 E1 · Behind Every Bush There is Not Necessarily a Howard

Hobbo and his friends attempt to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife. Glenda decides to try and help Morton find a woman. Howard goes into the library to let Marina know that there is a problem with their bike ride that afternoon.

S31 E2 · Happy Camping

Pearl throws Howard out of the house, but when he goes to Clegg's for sympathy it falls on deaf ears, while Pearl tells Nelly she's going to have to sort out Howard once and for all. Meanwhile, Glenda decides that Barry and herself are fat and that something must be done before Gloria's wedding, and forces Barry to embark on a new fitness regime. And PC Walsh informs PC Cooper that the sergeant is on their back - he's complaining about the amount of crumbs they're leaving in the car.

S31 E3 · The Rights of Man (Except For Howard)

Howard is missing home, and Hobbo concocts various schemes to have Pearl take Howard back. Meanwhile, Barry is missing his hearty meals and Toby and Morton lament being divorced.

S31 E4 · Howard and the Great Outdoors

Hobbo and his 'team' turn Howard into a tramp to show Pearl how rough he's been living and convince her to take him back. The men pitch him a tent but Howard's isn't keen and goes for a meal with Glenda and Barry. The men return to the camp with Howard to show Pearl how much he's roughing it, but Marina arrives at the same time and Hobbo and Howard bundle her into the tent. Howard lies on an ants nest and suddenly jumps to life, along with Marina and Hobbo. Pearl sees all and is not impressed.

S31 E5 · Look Whose Wheel's Come Off

Wondering if Pearl still loves him, Howard asks Hobbo to give her a peck on the cheek from him - only to become even more despondent when he sees his wife deliver a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Glenda sends Barry off to paint a landscape, hoping the activity will take his mind off his hunger - but fish and chips is the only thing on his mind.

S31 E6 · How Not to Cry at Weddings

In this final episode of the long-running comedy, everyone is getting ready for a wedding - prompting Howard and Pearl to look back at their relationship. Meanwhile, Alvin flirts with Stella, Toby tries to smarten himself up in a bid to win back Monica, and Clegg worries that he's forgotten something important.