NTSF:SD:SUV::

NTSF:SD:SUV:: – meaning National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle:: – is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that parodies the police procedural and action film genres.

Creators and Cast

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Paul Scheer

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Rob Riggle

President of the Navy

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June Diane Raphael

Piper Ferguson

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Kate Mulgrew

Kove

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Martin Starr

Sam Stern

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Peter Serafinowicz

SAM (voice)

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Paul Scheer

Trent Hauser

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Karen Gillan

Daisy

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Brandon Johnson

Alphonse

Episodes

Specials

14 episodes

S0 E1 · Inertia: 2012 - Bomb Bus

2012-08-09

The maiden voyage of a brand new San Diego bus goes awry, after a terrorist rigs it with a bomb that will detonate if the bus goes faster than zero miles per hour. Trapped on board with a motley crew of San Diegans, Trent must do everything he can to keep the bus parked.

S0 E2 · Inertia: 2012 - Old Man Jennings

2012-08-16

A stubborn old man makes an impulsive decision about the bomb.

S0 E3 · Inertia: 2012 - Deputy Chief Brinkley

2012-08-23

Trent gets into a battle over jurisdiction with the San Diego transit authority's tightly wound Deputy Chief.

S0 E4 · Inertia: 2012 - Becca

2012-08-30

The bus driver's now out of commission. Searching for a hero, Trent recruits the spirited and single Becca for the most important job of all: keeping the bus parked.

S0 E5 · Inertia: 2012 - Tow Truck

2012-09-06

An external threat endangers everyone on board: a tow truck driver wearing headphones.

S0 E6 · Inertia: 2012 - Mole on the Bus

2012-09-13

Another threat emerges: Trent learns one of the passengers is secretly a henchman for the terrorist. And it's the one person everyone expected to least expect.

S0 E7 · Inertia: 2012 - Tensions Rise

2012-09-20

The one man who can prevent the passengers from descending into chaos, Trent must fight to keep them from fighting, starting a gang war, or, worst of all – having a baby.

S0 E8 · Inertia: 2012 - Sam Stuck in Traffic

2012-09-27

Sam rushes to the scene to help disarm the bus bomb, but will he make it in time when he encounters his deadliest enemy yet: rush hour?

S0 E9 · Inertia: 2012 - The Baby Carriage

2012-10-04

Tragedy head straight towards the booby-trapped bus when a lone, unattended baby carriage rolls directly into its path. But does it contain a baby or – something else?

S0 E10 · Inertia: 2012 - The Bomber's Lair

2012-10-18

Piper frantically tries to track down the mad man who planted the bomb. But one wrong step and she falls directly into the clutches of the bomber... and crippling self-doubt.

S0 E11 · Inertia: 2012 - Rise from Your Grave

2012-10-25

The NTSF:SD:SUV team hatches a plan to get all of the passengers safely off the bus before it explodes. But, as the clock ticks down and secrets from Alphonse's past come to light – will they ever be the same again?

S0 E12 · Inertia: 2012 - Finale

2012-11-01

The bus-bombing terrorist reveals his master plan to the NTSF:SD:SUV team in the only way he knows how: an evil monologue.

S0 E13 · Inertia: Complete Episode

2013-06-13

A bomb on a bus is set to explode if the bus goes over zero miles an hour. A condensed edit of the 2012 web series. Guest stars: Matt Braunger, Echo Kellum

S0 E14 · Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery

2012-11-27

An advertisement for Dragon Shumway and his complete Sword Collection.

Season 1

12 episodes

S1 E1 · One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!

2011-07-21

A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.

S1 E2 · The Birthday Party That Was Neither

2011-07-28

Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.

S1 E3 · Exes and Oh-No's!

2011-08-04

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

S1 E4 · The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

2011-08-11

Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

S1 E5 · Dolphinnegan's Wake

2011-08-18

Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.

S1 E6 · Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

2011-08-25

Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

S1 E7 · Full Hauser

2011-09-01

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

S1 E8 · Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

2011-09-08

The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

S1 E9 · Cause for ConCERN

2011-09-15

Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

S1 E10 · Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

2011-09-22

Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.

S1 E11 · Twistin' the Night Away

2011-09-29

Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.

S1 E12 · I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

2011-10-06

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

Season 2

15 episodes

S2 E1 · 16 Hop Street

2012-08-10

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

S2 E2 · The Real Bicycle Thief

2012-08-17

Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.

S2 E3 · Sabbath-tage

2012-08-24

Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.

S2 E4 · Lights, Camera, Assassination

2012-08-31

A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.

S2 E5 · Time Angels

2012-09-07

Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

S2 E6 · Whack-A-Mole

2012-09-14

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

S2 E7 · Robot Town

2012-09-21

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

S2 E8 · Comic-Con-Flict

2012-09-28

Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

S2 E9 · The Return of Dragon Shumway

2012-10-05

Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

S2 E10 · Family Dies

2012-10-19

Trent has to kill his father.

S2 E11 · Prairie Dog Companion

2012-10-26

Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

S2 E12 · Wasilla Hills Cop

2012-11-02

Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

S2 E13 · The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

2012-11-09

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

S2 E14 · Christmas Activity

2012-12-07

While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.

S2 E15 · Inertia

2013-06-13

A bomb on a bus is set to explode if the bus goes over zero miles an hour. A condensed edit of the 2012 web series. Guest stars: Matt Braunger, Echo Kellum

Season 3

12 episodes

S3 E1 · Comic Con-Air

2013-07-26

Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.

S3 E2 · Hawaii Die-0

2013-08-02

A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.

S3 E3 · Extra Terrorist-rial

2013-08-09

Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.

S3 E4 · Burn After Killing

2013-08-16

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

S3 E5 · TGI Murder

2013-08-23

The team tries to protect a restaurant chain from violent competitors.

S3 E6 · The Great Train Stoppery

2013-08-30

Time Angels travel to the Wild West.

S3 E7 · A Hard Drive to Swallow

2013-09-06

S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

S3 E8 · Unfrozen Agent Man

2013-09-13

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

S3 E9 · Trading Faces

2013-09-20

Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.

S3 E10 · U-KO'ed

2013-09-27

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

S3 E11 · How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

2013-10-04

Piper's awkward college personality is revealed.

S3 E12 · Wreck the Malls

2013-12-13

The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.