Sonic for Hire

Sonic is decipted in the series as a man out of a job and has a lack-of-income. So, Tails decides that he should earn money by working for third-party video games.

Episodes

Specials

6 episodes

S0 E1 · Sonic For Hire Shorts: Cooking with Eggman

2013-04-16

On Cooking With Eggman our evil genius can be a stupid cook.

S0 E2 · Sonic For Hire Shorts: Drinking Game

2013-04-23

For the first time ever, there's a drinking game on Sonic For Hire. THE RULES: - Someone swears - Drink - Someone drinks - Drink - Sonic fires a gun - Drink - Someone has sex - Drink - A character dies - 2 Drinks - Hospital scene - 2 Drinks - Someone says "shitballs" - Drink - Soniqua says "Avacado" - Drink - Poster reference - Drink - Thunderhead says "Ass wine" - Drink - Knuckles Rhymes - Drink

S0 E3 · Sonic For Hire Shorts: Dr. Thunderhead´s Prescription Love Pad

2013-04-30

Thunderhead is gonna teach all you lonely guys out there, how to get yourself some ass.

S0 E4 · Sonic For Hire Shorts: Potato Talk - Star Trek: Into Darkness

2013-05-07

Princess Potato talks about the upcoming Star Trek movie on her very own talk show.

S0 E5 · Sonic For Hire Shorts: Link's Video Game Fashion Don't-sies

2013-05-14

Link shows everyone how to look and how not to look in the video game world.

S0 E6 · Behind The Scenes

2013-12-15

A look behind the scenes at lowbrow & some Q&A with the creators of the show.

Season 1

13 episodes

S1 E1 · Paperboy

2011-02-13

Sonic needs to find a job to pay the rent and becomes a paperboy.

S1 E2 · Punch Drunk

2011-02-20

Sonic becomes a boxer, and things don't go too good.

S1 E3 · Toe Jam & Earl

2011-02-27

Sonic dreams about working for Toe Jam & Earl while attacking people

S1 E4 · Robotnik

2011-03-06

Sonic gets hired to clean Eggman's toilet.

S1 E5 · Street Fighter

2011-03-13

Sonic and Tails become announcers for a Street Fighter tournament and Eggman gets some revenge.

S1 E6 · Earthworm Jim

2011-03-20

Jim hires Sonic to watch over his suit while he's out, but things go wrong.

S1 E7 · Burger Time

2011-03-27

Sonic gets hired by Knuckles to work at his restaurant and makes some food for Eggman.

S1 E8 · Oregon Trail

2011-04-03

Sonic has to help a family of three get accross the country, but they're apparently dysfunctional.

S1 E9 · Metroid

2011-04-10

Sonic gets hired by Mother Brain to be with her for the weekend, and the two days end with a ugly surprise for Sonic.

S1 E10 · Kirby

2011-04-17

Sonic is sent to help Kirby kill his enemies, but he soon finds out a disturbing truth.

S1 E11 · Tetris

2011-04-24

Eggman and Jim get revenge on Sonic for what he did to them in the past episodes.

S1 E12 · Golden Axe

2011-05-01

Sonic gets hired to help Gilius Thunderhead and Tyris Flare.

S1 E13 · Kid Icarus

2011-05-08

Sonic runs into pit who has just been turned into an eggplant.

Season 2

13 episodes

S2 E1 · ExciteBike

2011-06-26

After being turned back to normal in the hospital, Sonic replaces an injured ExciteBiker in a race.

S2 E2 · Dig Dug

2011-07-03

Taizo Hori hires Sonic to help him kill the monsters, but Sonic thinks that he's just like Kirby.

S2 E3 · Pac-Man

2011-07-10

After being "fired" by Pacman, Sonic helps the four ghosts defeat him in order to get revenge.

S2 E4 · Bomberman

2011-07-17

Sonic visits Tails in the Hospital, takes Sinequa to work with Bomberman.

S2 E5 · Mortal Kombat

2011-07-24

Sonic gets hired to "help a special needs kid" who turns out to be a nightmarish, monster from another dimension.

S2 E6 · Ice Hockey

2011-07-31

Sonic gets hired to play for a Russian hockey team, gets thrown in jail and becomes indebted to the Mafia.

S2 E7 · Toad

2011-08-07

Mario sends Sonic out on his first hit job for the Mafia.

S2 E8 · Angry Birds

2011-08-14

Sonic's next objective is to kill the Angry Birds when Mario says that they're getting too popular for his taste.

S2 E9 · Double Dragon

2011-08-21

Mario's next objective for Sonic is to help his goons defeat Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee, but Sonic's plan doesn't seem to work.

S2 E10 · Frogger

2011-08-28

Sonic and Luigi attempt to kill Frogger, but things go wrong.

S2 E11 · Donkey Kong Country

2011-09-04

With Luigi dead, Mario wants revenge.

S2 E12 · The Battle, Part 1

2011-09-11

Mario got all his goons and plans to kill Sonic.

S2 E13 · The Battle, Part 2

2011-09-18

Sonic and Mario, and some other weirdos fight to survive. Who will win?

Season 3

13 episodes

S3 E1 · Tapper

2011-11-20

Sonic attempts to adjust to the life of a mob boss by first strong-arming a bar.

S3 E2 · Link

2011-11-27

Sonic and Co. go with Link to find Princess Peach to find out what Mario's big plans were.

S3 E3 · Peach

2011-12-04

Sonic tries to get some word of Mario out of Peach and he finds out that another Princess really knows Mario's plans.

S3 E4 · Casino Zone, Part 1

2011-12-11

Sonic and Co. hatch a plan to rob Casino Zone.

S3 E5 · Casino Zone, Part 2

2011-12-18

The plan goes wrong and Sonic gets an Sonic on Ice show.

S3 E6 · Casino Zone, Part 3

2011-12-25

A new plan is made to rob Casino Zone.

S3 E7 · Tecmo Bowl

2012-01-08

Sonic and Co. play football and attempt to lose in order to win a bet, but Sonic is the only one whos against losing.

S3 E8 · The War, Part 1

2012-01-15

Darth Vader comes to confront Sonic.

S3 E9 · The War, Part 2

2012-01-22

Sonic's mob takes on the Empire in Family Feud.

S3 E10 · Wrestlemania

2012-01-29

The girls in Sonic's life fight for his love in a wrestling match.

S3 E11 · Duck Hunt

2012-02-05

Sonic gets tensed from being a mob boss and gets injured.

S3 E12 · Contra

2012-02-12

Tails takes over the Mob, but Sonic has something to say about that, while Jim and Eggman have to deal with a druglord.

S3 E13 · It's On

2012-02-19

Sonic and Tails battle with each other to after the events of the last episode to determine who will be the mob boss.

Season 4

13 episodes

S4 E1 · Restart

2012-04-15

Sonic gets a job at Burger Time again, and his first customer is Tails, who rubs his success in Sonic's face.

S4 E2 · Atari

2012-04-22

Sonic works on the Atari games, but fails every time.

S4 E3 · Final Fantasy

2012-04-29

Sonic and Gilius escape prison and run into the Final Fantasy gang in a rpg style battle.

S4 E4 · Pokemon

2012-05-06

Sonic and Gilius fight in the underground Pokemon tournament and their first oppenent happens to be Sinequa.

S4 E5 · Cash Explosion

2012-05-13

Take a look at the life of the new rich jerk, Tails.

S4 E6 · Scribblenauts

2012-05-20

Maxwell hires Sonic to help him obtain a starite, but Sonic tries to create a way out of his horrible life by using the power of the notebook.

S4 E7 · MegaMan

2012-05-27

Sonic attempts to rob a gas station as mentioned in the previous episode and runs into Megaman and Co. from Megaman Dies at the End.

S4 E8 · The New Kirby

2012-06-03

Sonic works with Kirby (who is now a holywood producer) and gives him the offer to star in "Sonic: One bad Character" with Tails as his co-star.

S4 E9 · Mass Effect

2012-06-10

Sonic gets interviewed about his return to the spotlight and his role in Mass Effect 3 as Commander Shephard's wingman.

S4 E10 · Two Bad Characters

2012-06-17

Sonic and Kirby discuss their new movie and bump into Knuckles who has to work at the Tre Douche restaurant after Sonic burned Burger Time down. Tails arrives later and Sonic agrees to give him the lead.

S4 E11 · El Padrino

2012-06-24

Sonic is asked by Kirby to pick up Earthworm Jim & Dr. Eggman from South America for the production of Sonic & Kirby's first movie. A fight to the death ensues in Columbia.

S4 E12 · Movie Magic

2012-07-01

Two Bad Characters is moving into production. Tails makes changes to the script and humiliates Sonic.

S4 E13 · The Red Carpet

2012-07-08

Sonic, Tails, Kirby and the rest of the gang attend the premiere of "Two Bad Characters". Sonic's plans for revenge are about to be unleashed.

Season 5

13 episodes

S5 E1 · Star Fox

2012-09-23

Sonic & Tails are abducted by the Star Fox team, and Sonic is sent to do a handy job for the crew while Fox McCloud is away somewhere.

S5 E2 · Aliens

2012-09-30

Sonic and tails are sent in a mission to destroy aliens and their queen.

S5 E3 · Joust

2012-10-07

Sonic and tails are jousting against a flock of space ostriches, when they meet eggman and jim.

S5 E4 · Blaster Master

2012-10-14

Blaster Master comes to eggman asking if he can fix "Sophia".

S5 E5 · Mother Brain

2012-10-21

Sonic and tails are off to assasinate mother brain but end up in danger. Luckily, a certain brain monster is here to save the day.

S5 E6 · Asteroids

2012-10-28

Eggman and Jim are to destroy asteroids.

S5 E7 · Destroy Venom

2012-11-11

The crew must eliminate the fighter jets from venom and establish a democracy.

S5 E8 · Star Wars

2012-11-18

No summary.

S5 E9 · Rocket Knight Adventures

2012-11-25

Sonic has been hired by Sparkster the possum knight, but things starts getting weird.

S5 E10 · StarCraft

2012-12-02

No summary.

S5 E11 · Shadow

2012-12-09

Shadow the hedgehog is on the run.

S5 E12 · Falco

2012-12-17

Fox and Falco return from earth to find out what happened.

S5 E13 · Space Chicken

2012-12-23

No summary.

Season 6

13 episodes

S6 E1 · Chrono Trigger

2013-02-22

Sonic must back in time to change his life.

S6 E2 · Sonic Knuckles

2013-03-03

Now that Sonic is in the right year, he has a chance to get himself back on top.

S6 E3 · Streets of Rage

2013-03-10

Sonic must find Tails before its to late because the fox is broke.

S6 E4 · Eggman

2013-03-17

Eggman stole the epoch to undo his failure. Sonic must undo what he has done.

S6 E5 · Crash Bandicoot

2013-03-24

Crash would never let his future be ruined. Sonic must now get Crash to tell him where the epoch is.

S6 E6 · Thunderhead

2013-03-31

Gillius Thunderhead has been claimed the real Sonic for years because this was Sonic's time travelling that caused this.

S6 E7 · The Avengers

2013-04-07

Mario is back and he wants Sonic, but what Sonic doesn't know that he will be face to face with the Avengers.

S6 E8 · Return of the Plumber

2013-04-14

Sonic is now dead, the world is at total peace and Mario wants to bring chaos to the world. And what about Soniqua?

S6 E9 · Soniqua Mad

2013-04-21

Mario may had killed Sonic, but it doesn't stop Soniqua killing all of Mario's goons including that mustached asshole.

S6 E10 · Flaming Bag of Poop

2013-04-28

Tails, Jim, and Eggman are about to do a prank on Mario, and Mario tries to kill Soniqua, and what about Sonic?

S6 E11 · Things Get Messy

2013-05-05

Tails, Jim and Eggman take three time machines to save Sonic, but messed things up. Now Tails is tall, Jim's a Yoshi, Eggman's a baby and Sonic had became Wario. What's next?

S6 E12 · This Can't Be Good

2013-05-12

Now the fate of the world depends on Sonic and the others. They might want to escape before everything gets destroyed, that way the world didn't fall apart.

S6 E13 · Reset

2013-05-19

No summary.

Season 7

13 episodes

S7 E1 · Rebuild

2013-09-22

The gang must rebuild the world.

S7 E2 · Back To Work

2013-09-29

The gang goes to work once again.

S7 E3 · Elevator Action

2013-10-06

The gang tries to go verical on the elevator, but first, they must fix a mistake.

S7 E4 · Kung Fu

2013-10-13

Sonic and Tails try kung fu, when they meet Kirby.

S7 E5 · TMNT

2013-10-20

Sonic and and co. try to fight with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and things don't go too good.

S7 E6 · Wreck It Ralph

2013-10-27

Wreck It Ralph

S7 E7 · Castlevania

2013-11-03

No summary.

S7 E8 · Ghosts 'n Goblins

2013-11-10

No summary.

S7 E9 · Battletoads

2013-11-17

No summary.

S7 E10 · A Link To The Past

2013-11-24

No summary.

S7 E11 · Gears of War

2013-12-01

Sonic & Tails follow Links hint and end up in the world of Gears of War where they meet its creator Cliff Bleszinski.

S7 E12 · Lowbrow

2013-12-08

Sonic & Tails continue their quest for "The Creator" but end up finding the creators and their voice counter parts of the show 'Sonic for Hire'.

S7 E13 · The Creator

2013-12-22

The Final Episode

Hedgehog For Hire

8 episodes

S8 E1 · Sonic Mania

2019-03-19

Sonic has decided to leave Heaven and get back to work. He drags Tails with him and they don't waste any time screwing everything up.

S8 E2 · We're Home

2019-03-26

Now that Sonic Mania has been destroyed, Sonic and Tails come up with a new plan to make their own game.

S8 E3 · Cold Blooded

2019-04-02

Sonic and Tails head over to Ice Climber to find out about ice levels and they run into an old, annoying friend. Meanwhile, Eggman has an unexpected visitor.

S8 E4 · New Blood

2019-04-09

Eggman has a daughter and she's here to kick ass. Is she going to be too much for Sonic to handle? Yeah, definitely.

S8 E5 · It Begins

2019-04-16

Eggman and Eggette are making their mark across the video game universe. Eggman also delivers a message that worries Sonic.

S8 E6 · Back Together

2019-04-23

Sonic and Tails are ready for a battle, but they need to call in the big guns. And by "big guns" I mean their idiot friends.

S8 E7 · Bad Idea

2019-04-30

The battle has begun. Will Sonic be outmatched by a a stronger, smarter, faster, better, cooler, meaner foe? Who knows?

S8 E8 · The Comeback

2019-05-14

As the fight rages on, Sonic has some new team members. But will that be enough to turn the tide? Why do I keep asking questions? Just watch the season finale!

Sonic Goes to College

8 episodes

S9 E1 · Admissions Impossible

2022-11-28

No summary.

S9 E2 · Super College Bros

2022-12-19

No summary.

S9 E3 · From Here to Fraternity

2023-01-12

No summary.

S9 E4 · Sonic Vs X-Men: School of X-tradordinary Idiots

2023-02-07

No summary.

S9 E5 · Love and Pokémon

2023-03-14

No summary.

S9 E6 · The Fast and the Furryous

2023-04-25

No summary.

S9 E7 · Sonic and Fails

2023-05-30

No summary.

S9 E8 · HBO's Entourage

2023-08-02

No summary.