The Perfect Women

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Episodes

Specials

3 episodes

S0 E1 · Night Brunch

The first pilot the gals ever did

S0 E2 · Gamer Bait

The gals' SECOND failed pilot.

S0 E3 · The Complete Steve Albini Interview

Important flute stories rightfully restored

A Special Presentation

5 episodes

S1 E1 · A Special Presentation, Episode 1

virginity hazards, two truths and a lie, on-set bullying

S1 E2 · A Special Presentation, Episode 2

The second unnamed episode, preserved for all time IN SPITE OF IT ALL.

S1 E3 · A Special Presentation, Episode 3

The gals' third foray into the wild world of streaming content.

S1 E4 · A Special Presentation, Episode 4

Damn, Danielle, the gals are back at it again with another nameless episode.

S1 E5 · A Special Presentation, Episode 5

The gals' final nameless episode, featuring VERY special guest Clare "Big Muff" O'Kane.

Roast Me Mommies

7 episodes

S2 E1 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 1

6 episodes in: the show gets a name (that goes away)

S2 E2 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 2

Megan is out, but your other three Mommies pass judgment on good girl pics, blue-haired manic pixie dreamboats, hardrocknick, inexplicable butt drawings, self-appointed clit commanders, sports, and plants.

S2 E3 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 3

Stepmommy Anna Seregina sits in for an absent Mary as judgement is passed on the profiles of mentally ill entrepreneurs, Bachelors of Public Relations, spider fingerers, gif reply curators, and chat's own SageSage. Also: what song do you hope to lose your Virginity to?

S2 E4 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 4

All four of your real Mommies are back together again. Also: where were you on 9/11?

S2 E5 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 5

Skating musicians, roommates, dog owners, aspiring comedians, mystery men, mortuary students: how do you spell cum/come?

S2 E6 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 6

The Dew gets done

S2 E7 · Roast Me Mommies, Episode 7

Mostly skateboarding but also some #lifestyle #vibes for good taste

The Perfect Women

76 episodes

S3 E1 · The Perfect Women, Episode 1

They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

S3 E2 · The Perfect Women, Episode 2

The guy over the cat?

S3 E3 · The Perfect Women, Episode 3

The trial of AlienBob

S3 E4 · The Perfect Women, Episode 4

Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

S3 E5 · The Perfect Women, Episode 5

The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

S3 E6 · The Perfect Women, Episode 6

Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

S3 E7 · The Perfect Women, Episode 7

Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

S3 E8 · The Perfect Women, Episode 8

Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

S3 E9 · The Perfect Women, Episode 9

More than one Pokemon reference is made

S3 E10 · The Perfect Women, Episode 10

horniness is real

S3 E11 · The Perfect Women, Episode 11

All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

S3 E12 · The Perfect Women, Episode 12

The pixel is thicc

S3 E13 · The Perfect Women, Episode 13

Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

S3 E14 · The Perfect Women, Episode 14

Chemtrails, fun socks

S3 E15 · The Perfect Women, Episode 15

A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

S3 E16 · The Perfect Women, Episode 16

Mary's back. Are you happy?

S3 E17 · The Perfect Women, Episode 17

A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

S3 E18 · The Perfect Women, Episode 18

Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

S3 E19 · The Perfect Women, Episode 19

The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

S3 E20 · The Perfect Women, Episode 20

KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

S3 E21 · The Perfect Women, Episode 21

Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

S3 E22 · The Perfect Women, Episode 22

enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

S3 E23 · The Perfect Women, Episode 23

Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

S3 E24 · The Perfect Women, Episode 24

Turns out it's Soundcloud day

S3 E25 · The Perfect Women, Episode 25

9/11 hotwing muckbang

S3 E26 · The Perfect Women, Episode 26

Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

S3 E27 · The Perfect Women, Episode 27

Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

S3 E28 · The Perfect Women, Episode 28

Your mommies meet a very horny boy

S3 E29 · The Perfect Women, Episode 29

In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

S3 E30 · The Perfect Women, Episode 30

Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

S3 E31 · The Perfect Women, Episode 31

I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

S3 E32 · The Perfect Women, Episode 32

Do you have that mountain dew disease

S3 E33 · The Perfect Women, Episode 33

A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

S3 E34 · The Perfect Women, Episode 34

Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

S3 E35 · The Perfect Women, Episode 35

Lower than a bitch

S3 E36 · The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival

A very special episode

S3 E37 · The Perfect Women, Episode 37

The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

S3 E38 · The Perfect Women, Episode 38

YEAR END CLEARANCE

S3 E39 · The Perfect Women, Episode 39

Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

S3 E40 · The Perfect Women, Episode 40

I forgot about the cartoon PPs

S3 E41 · The Perfect Women, Episode 41

Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

S3 E42 · The Perfect Women, Episode 42

take a fat shit (in Newark)

S3 E43 · The Perfect Women, Episode 43

Let's look at some food pics

S3 E44 · The Perfect Women, Episode 44

The front ass. The ass where you pee

S3 E45 · The Perfect Women, Episode 45

A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

S3 E46 · The Perfect Women, Episode 46

Where's the hot chick

S3 E47 · The Perfect Women, Episode 47

Let's bring doi back

S3 E48 · The Perfect Women, Episode 48

Why did Mary abandon us?

S3 E49 · The Perfect Women, Episode 49

Slurpin' the A out of some P

S3 E50 · The Perfect Women, Episode 50

What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

S3 E51 · The Perfect Women, Episode 51

pp or poopoo?

S3 E52 · The Perfect Women, Episode 52

A new hope

S3 E53 · The Perfect Women, Episode 53

kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

S3 E54 · The Perfect Women, Episode 54

The funny Office

S3 E55 · The Perfect Women, Episode 55

Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

S3 E56 · The Perfect Women, Episode 56

Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

S3 E57 · The Perfect Women, Episode 57

you're rich and you f**k your video games

S3 E58 · The Perfect Women, Episode 58

These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

S3 E59 · The Perfect Women, Episode 59

A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

S3 E60 · The Perfect Women, Episode 60

Someone in chat gets horny

S3 E61 · The Perfect Women, Episode 61

Let's have a talk

S3 E62 · The Perfect Women, Episode 62

Sperm questions answered

S3 E63 · The Perfect Women, Episode 63

Summer profile clearance

S3 E64 · The Perfect Women, Episode 64

A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

S3 E65 · The Perfect Women, Episode 65

I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

S3 E66 · The Perfect Women, Episode 66

What did you think you were? An art critic?

S3 E67 · The Perfect Women, Episode 67

Not high on pot right now

S3 E68 · The Perfect Women. Episode 68

the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

S3 E69 · The Perfect Women, Episode 69

Wet shaming

S3 E70 · The Perfect Women, Episode 70

The piss episode

S3 E71 · The Perfect Women, Episode 71

lol doody

S3 E72 · The Perfect Women, Episode 72

looking at other people's vacation photos :(

S3 E73 · The Perfect Women, Episode 73

Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

S3 E74 · The Perfect Women, Episode 74

Hay look it's Mary

S3 E75 · The Perfect Women, Episode 75

STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

S3 E76 · The Perfect Women, Episode 76

Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you

The Perfect Women - Live!

31 episodes

S4 E1 · You are a Development Executive

Your mommies have returned as a selfless act of fan service

S4 E2 · WOMEN listen to a MAN for 60 minutes

The people spoke: your mommies had to listen to Avi speak

S4 E3 · Open Mic Night

THREE BEAN ROASTERS x THE PERFECT WOMEN present: Open Mic Night Evening Webcam Talent Show (feat. guest barista Derek Estevez-Olsen)

S4 E4 · Community Outreach Workshop

Fans are aggressively listened to. The future of the show hangs in the balance.

S4 E5 · ROAST of EMILY

Emily sits and takes it as Dril, Sarah Squirm, Derek Estevez-Olsen, Brace Belden, Max Simonet, Mary Kobayashi, Alison Stevenson, Megan Koester, and a few random virgins annihilate her good name. Because the FANS wanted TEARS

S4 E6 · How Jewish Is My Pet?

Emily died but some cats and dogs called in

S4 E7 · Improv Night

You 100% forced us to do this #FansFirst

S4 E8 · 32 Koalas You Should F**k

A caller gets revenge assistance. Patreon VIP Instagram profiles are reviewed. Laundry gets folded.

S4 E9 · FISH TANK

Can you swim with the fishes? Can you call in and pitch your business ideas in a way not at all resembling a popular television program? CAN YOU?

S4 E10 · Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

You should have appreciated her more. But the show must go on.

S4 E11 · Perfect After Dark

The divorced one is gone. Now the show must go on... hornier.

S4 E12 · Perfect After Dark 2: Love Me Tinder

Provided free of charge: constructive criticism of your Tinder profiles (w/ special guest Brooke "The Bruce" Bundy)

S4 E13 · Reheated Tinder Leftovers

Megan returns to Tinder profiles and coronavirus variants and terrible audio quality

S4 E14 · Ask Mommy Anything

Have questions for your mommies? Call in LIVE at: tiny.cc/perfectwomen

S4 E15 · Help Emily Walk Again

Special Guest Master of Ceremonies @Dril & the simp army turned out for Emily in her hour of need- but was it enough?

S4 E16 · Date Me, Mommy

Alison has deleted all the dating apps, so it's time to call in anonymously & see how compatible you are with the horniest Mommy... and she'll pick a winner at the end.

S4 E17 · First Date LIVE! Date Me Mommy: Endgame

You are all cordially invited to creep on Alison & Donny's first date as it happened LIVE (feat. 3rd and 4th wheels Megan & Emily)

S4 E18 · Mommies at the Movies

What does your taste in movies say about you?

S4 E19 · Battle of the Brands

Help the mommies find a sponsor!

S4 E20 · HORNY is BACK

After some time off, the mommies have burning questions for you - PERFECT AFTER DARK Volume III is here.

S4 E21 · Build-A-FetLife-Profile Workshop

Perfect After Dark IV: the mommies expand their media empire to the Facebook of kink

S4 E22 · The Search for a More Perfect Woman, Vol.1

Stepmommy Helen is here. Maybe she won't leave you?

S4 E23 · How Jewish is my Pet? II

The Search for a More Perfect Woman continues with stepmommydaddy Brace Belden (TrueAnon)

S4 E24 · Is this your new mommy?

The Search for a More Perfect Woman Vol. 3 presents: stepmommy Scarlett Kapella @therealbitchyoustrippin

S4 E25 · THE RESULTS ARE IN

WHO will be the new mommy? Don't miss the trilling conclusion of The Search for a More Perfect Woman!

S4 E26 · Some Kind of Momster

Desperate to speed up the healing process, the mommies turn to a professional.

S4 E27 · A Very Perfect Holiday Special

The mommies end 2021 on an aggressively festive note.

S4 E28 · The Yasssification of Megan

Big changes in store for 2022.

S4 E29 · Tokholm Syndrome

It's time to stop delaying the inevitable and go #viral.

S4 E30 · Tok Viral to Me

Look, this is going to keep happening until we go #viral.

S4 E31 · Tok'n on Heaven's Door

Go #viral or ascend and become beings of pure light.